Damsels of Dorkington

Do you love when Rissy explains lords and rings to Blythe? Prove it with this design!

Show your love of the all of the Damsels of Dorkington in one shirt!

The Damsels of Dorkington are here to protect the universe!

The Damsels of Dorkington rendered as superheroes!

This design on any item can serve as the perfect reason to say, "I can tell you this for certain with my Doctor Degree." in almost ANY scenario. People will take you more seriously, and men and women alike, will find you even more attractive.* *your experiences may vary

There's nothing wrong with foot fetishes. Even the holiest among us may have been into feet!

For the cutie idiot in your life. Didn't I install you in a kid's toy and toss you out with the trash?

Prove to the world that you're willing to DOUBLE DOWN, even if it means you're dead, and the shark is too.

The Damsels of Dorkington's main goal is to spread Dork Pride across the world. And now you can represent it, too!

The Damsels of Dorkington's main goal is to spread Dork Pride across the world. And now you can represent it, too!

Show your support for the Dork Pridecast!

Because you ARE and SHOULD BE the center of attention! See companion "Regular ol' whore" shirt for your bridesmaids.

To let everyone know YOU are not the center of attention tonight. See companion "Attention whore" shirt for the bride.

And so... a force-sensitive sarlaac pit with lightsabers for teeth was born.

And so... a force-sensitive sarlaac pit with lightsabers for teeth was born.

A shirt that encourages you to get hyped about dogs. And chickens.

An "I'm With Stupid" style. Redesign inspired by a reference to Cersei Lannister in the Damsels of Dorkington's show, Endgame of Thrones.

An "I'm With Stupid" style shirt. Redesign inspired by a reference to Cersei Lannister in the Damsels of Dorkington's show, Endgame of Thrones.