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Inspired by the wall in Harambe Village at Disney’s Animal Kingdom, this shirt makes a great wear to the park, the gym, or just out.

One of the first shirt ideas I came up with for our upcoming trip. I like it because with 4 words, it encapsulates all the lands of the Magic Kingdom. Works for Disneyland too. 😉

One of the first ideas I had for a shirt for this trip. I like it, because I’m pretty sure it encompasses all the lands in the Magic Kingdom

Tres instagramable

A shirt for eating (& drinking) your way around the Polynesian Village Resort.

Be bold. Drink Beverly.

Peter Pan Fly

Do you like having a bite to eat and relaxing upstairs at the Harbour House? Let 'em know!

Rocket hasn’t heard of the ride he has replaced

Come on down!

You know 'em. You love 'em. Get 'em hot and tasty.

Sooner or later, you end up eating off of one of these.

Fan knows everything

The true wildest ride in the wilderness.

Are you a fan of Corn Dog Nuggets? Let everyone know your obsession with the best snack at Casey's Corner.

The Celebrated Dr. Albert Falls!

In the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room

When you've got to go, you've got to go.

Saying goodbye to our old pal.

The perfect shirt for the Wildest Ride in the Wilderness!

Get yer sausages... now with curry.

Everyone loves a big turkey leg! This classic tee lets everyone know you're the biggest turkey leg fan.

Listen to the land...

What a classic!

If you can read this... thank your teacher!

For the traveling hipster who has (or wants to) visit all 6 Disney parks.

The best breakfast ever!

Now you can take one of the greatest drinks of the vacation kingdom with you wherever you go.

In California, Trader Sam's has some unique drinks that it's Florida counterpart does not, one of the best being the lemony delicious Shipwreck on the Rocks.

A classic location and a classic design. How made a winner for the Roy's Cabin collection of merchandise. If you know about Roy, you know about his cabin. Enjoy!

All aboard for a trip around the fort!

One of the best drinks at Trader Sam's bar in Walt Disney World is inspired by the film 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

Jambo Everyone, Welcome to Harambae