Far Lands or Bust

Description: Don't want cute cartoons or game images on your clothing, but still want to spread the word about Kurt's obscure gaming show? Then this is the design for you! This design features a stylized 'Far Lands or Bust!' logo and commemoration of the year Kurt started his journey to totally "go the distance!"

Description: The Iron Kurtain rides again! This design of the Farlander Biker Gang logo printed on the FRONT of shirts. Best suited for black and other brutally dark colors, this design has an intentional pre-distressed texture. (Hint: The "Lightweight Zipped Hoodie" and "Classic Zipped Hoodie" products will print the design on the BACK, just like a biker jacket!)

Description: Who's ready for an 820-hour hike? It's a long journey to the Far Lands so why not pick up a souvenir at the gift shop to show your friends where you've adventured! This logo for the fictional Far Lands National Park design is by Rosie, who you can learn more about here: http://www.rosiespazz.me

Description: Who do? You know. Walk. Far Lands. They do.

Description: The amazing Far Lands or Bust inspired fan-art by Sixelona! Kurt and Wolfie running towards the ultimate long-distance gaming adventure! *WOOF!*

Description: The Iron Kurtain rides again! This design of the Farlander Biker Gang logo printed on the BACK of t-shirts, with a mini 3-D glasses chest pocket logo on the front. Best suited for black and other brutally dark colors, this design has an intentional pre-distressed texture. Front and back printing only available on t-shirts at this time.

Description: (*Shirts do not have actual pockets.) Who's ready for an 820-hour hike? It's a long journey to the Far Lands so why not pick up a souvenir at the gift shop to show your friends where you've adventured! This logo for the fictional Far Lands National Park design is by Rosie, who you can learn more about here: http://www.rosiespazz.me

Description: What year is this? Show some school spirit with the 14-Year anniversary Far Lands or Bust shirt design! You'd think we would have graduated from Far Lands University by now!

Description: "It's Mr. Jeeb... Mr. Jeeb! He's a... thing and he's named Mr. Jeeb!" It's everybody's favorite near-sighted garlic (or is he an onion? dumpling?) from Chiang Mai, Thailand who wears transitions lenses, reminding you as always to eat your vegetables!

Description: "Not all who wander are lost." ― J.R.R. Tolkien However, after 10-years of walking in Minecraft, being lost is a bit of a guaranteed side-effect! So, in all fairness, some of those who wander are definitely lost, indeed!

Description: Oh, you! We know Wolfie is a bit of a noodle, always wandering precariously near cliff edges and running face-first into cactus. We rarely go an entire in-game day without hearing Kurt shout “CAREFUL, WOLFIE!” as he stumbles along on the journey.

Description: What more do we need to say? Kurt's catchphrase presented in 'Snarky Yellow Text' along with the blocky, 3-D glasses wearing face it often spouts from. Confuse your non-Farlander friends with this design by answering every question they have about it with: INDEED!

Description: INDEED - adverb - in·deed \in-ˈdēd\ 1) without any question : truly, undeniably - often used interjectionally to express irony or disbelief or surprise 2) in reality 3) all things considered : as a matter of fact 4) a really cool t-shirt that you can, indeed, buy right here! Design by @amityjam

Description: INDEED - adverb - in·deed \in-ˈdēd\ 1) without any question : truly, undeniably - often used interjectionally to express irony or disbelief or surprise 2) in reality 3) all things considered : as a matter of fact 4) a really cool t-shirt that you can, indeed, buy right here! Design by @amityjam

Description: Oh, you! We know Wolfie is a bit of a noodle, always wandering precariously near cliff edges and running face-first into cactus. We rarely go an entire in-game day without hearing Kurt shout “CAREFUL, WOLFIE!” as he stumbles along on the journey. This meme-inspired shirt design is by Rosie, who you can learn more about here: http://www.rosiespazz.me

Description: A celebration of a certain Levitating Island of Awesomeness. Visit http://farlandsorbust.com/ to see where it all started. :)

Description: A Nissan D21 Hardbody Pickup truck shirt inspired by the cult-classic catchphrase of the 90's, celebrate Kurt's 4x4 daily driver! Just don't celebrate too much because it gets horrible gas mileage.

Description: The new Ran When Parked Logo

Description: The official shirt of the show "Ran When Parked"

Description: Kurt's 1978 Datsun 280z is a never-ending project, but this is its current form with flying tiger style shark mouth paint job! Matching fenders not included. Art commission by @MFToons on Instagram.

Description: Rear wheel drive. Five-speed transmission. 75 carbureted horses. YELLOW. What more do you need? Enjoy Kurt's 1977 Toyota Corolla coupe in this retro design, complete with rare JDM slim bumpers and MKii Supra wheels! You won't find another one like it! Corolla art by RatTheUnloved!

Description: Rear wheel drive. Five-speed transmission. 75 carbureted horses. YELLOW. What more do you need? Enjoy Kurt's 1977 Toyota Corolla coupe in this retro design, complete with rare JDM slim bumpers and MKii Supra wheels! You won't find another one like it! Corolla art by RatTheUnloved!

Description: Need me to help you with anything? Heard any good rumors lately? The best catch-phrase from the worst game that you just can't stop playing, Lumberjack's Dynasty, now available for all your canned NPC reply needs.

Description: When @HankGreen of Vlogbrothers fame coined the phrase "The Sad Gap," describing the hopeless time between learning about a social problem and then actually gaining expertise enough able to help resolve it, I saw the opportunity for BRANDING! Original concept here: https://twitter.com/kurtjmac/status/1515092328544817152

Description: Bet you didn't realize that KurtJMac's 1977 Corolla had a few tricks up its sleeve! Of course, although no longer in the garage, the 1996 Subaru SVX couldn't help but be in on the action. Celebrate knowing that there is more to KurtJMac than just Far Lands or Bust! Big thanks for the original artwork by Henry Tovey: https://www.instagram.com/henry_the_sk8th/