Movie Vigilante

Who wants a kebab? Savory, grilled cubes of meat on wooden skewers is a meat lover's delight. The next time you're at a BBQ party and the cook asks what you want, just say "What about kebab?" Mmm!...Mmmmmm!...Mmm!

Alternate movie poster design for the cult film Manos: The Hands of Fate.

When somebody ignores a 'NO SMOKING' sign, it's time to call the Smokebusters. They're ready to relieve you of your bad habit. Presumably, the heroes discharge fire extinguishers in the face of the offending smokers as they take a drag on their cigarette. This can also be used to celebrate and promote World No Tobacco Day (WNTD) which is celebrated annually on May 31. You can make everyday no tobacco day, if you quit smoking. Your lungs will thank you. Good health to all.

What do you call a disgusting house guest that overstays its welcome and eats your family? What about Blob?

inspired by movies

Moira Rose makes her acting comeback in the horror movie franchise The Crows Have Eyes, which we see as a trailer in season 6 of Schitt's Creek.

You're in for a world of pain if you go over the line and don't mark it zero, like Walter tells you. One of many memorable quotes from The Big Lebowski.

The Marx Brothers were an American family comedy act that was successful in vaudeville, on Broadway, and in motion pictures from 1905 to 1949. Five of the Marx Brothers' thirteen feature films were selected by the American Film Institute (AFI) as among the top 100 comedy films, with two of them, Duck Soup (1933) and A Night at the Opera (1935), in the top fifteen.

High school football legend of the Chicago suburbs #33 Al Bundy

When somebody ignores a 'NO SMOKING' sign, it's time to call the Smokebusters. They're ready to relieve you of your bad habit.

Eat Glass would make a great vanity license plate. It's David Rose's cutting comeback line he uttered to his sister Alexis, in an episode of Schitt's Creek. The registration sticker features the production code number of the episode in which the phrase was said. JAN 19 is the month and year the episode premiered.

Main part of a rotary dial phone is based in the middle of the shirt which makes the arm-parts seem like the handset.

"Ew David" has become a popular choice for personalized license plates in USA and Canada. Unfortunately only one person per state or province can pick that option, leaving many disappointed, die-hard fans of Schitt's Creek. The next best thing is to get yourself an Ew David simulated license plate design. No limit. The registration sticker features the production code for the episode in which Alexis first uttered the phrase. FEB 15 is the month and year the episode premiered.

Is it really made of stooges? Why, soytenly it is! Soytenly Green crackers are made of 99% of the finest stooges, resulting in a delicious and nutritious snack food. So the next time you have a craving for soy and lentil crackers, open a box of Soytenly Green. There's a stooge in every bite.

It's 3D entertainment and an excellent cut of beef!

Foley's Gym

Be Kind

VHS Tape - The Thing

As Jeffrey Lebowski, aka The Dude, has been known to say in the movie The Big Lebowski, "The Dude abides."

Step back in time with our Vintage Retro TV 'Never Forget' T-Shirt. This shirt captures the essence of nostalgia with a classic retro TV set and the timeless phrase "never forget." It's a tribute to the golden era of television when families gathered around the TV set for their favorite shows and unforgettable moments. Whether you're a TV enthusiast, a fan of vintage design, or simply appreciate the charm of the past, this shirt is a perfect fit.

"Lick Rust" is one of Alexis Rose's best comeback lines, one that should be stamped into a vanity license plate. ARC stands for Alexis Rose Communications. The date on the registration sticker is when the line was said. The serial number is the production code number of the episode (episode 71)

Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity is a 1987 sexploitation film that has become a cult classic over the years. Loosely based on 1924's "The Most Dangerous Game" by Richard Connell, the film combines typical women in prison tropes with those of science fiction, all in a Soviet-style gulag setting. The film follows two female prison slaves who escape captivity, and travel through space until they find a planet. What they don’t know is that the sole inhabitant of the planet hunts humans and keeps their heads as trophies. Now they must survive, and help the others like them that landed there looking for sanctuary, before they lose their heads.

Classic VHS nostalgia!

There are entire generations out there who have no idea that there used to be dedicated TV stores that literally sold nothing but televisions and television accessories. From furniture like cabinet based models to and early big screen projection sets to compact counter top sets and early portable models, these local stores were the place to go if you needed a new TV, one of those fancy new video cassette recorders, or a satellite dish bigger than your car. Located in Downtown Jacksonville, Florida, Television City of was one of these stores, and if you listened to their TV and radio spots, they were THE place to go for a new set.

One for the nostalgia junkies

Those space rockets blowed up real good! KABOOM! There is a large space rocket graveyard filled with my failures. I wish to add to it, given the choice. Those who take flights on my rocket ships do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day. - Ego Mux

She may look innocent, but that kitty was spawned deep within the fires of hell

Wait a minute! Those aren't chestnuts roasting on an open fire!

There was something strange about the new guy on our street

These recipes really get the kids involved with the cooking process!

Retro black cat design based on vintage two color Halloween decorations.

October 30, 1978, WKRP’s station manager believed that he had come up with what was “the greatest promotional idea of all time” for Thanksgiving. This promotion involved hiring a helicopter to drop live turkeys at a local mall, but apparently, nobody involved was aware that turkeys are flightless birds: “Something just came out of the back of the helicopter. It’s a dark object. Perhaps a skydiver. A second. A third… No parachute yet. Oh my God! They’re turkeys!” They’re crashing to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! This is terrible! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! The crowd is running for their lives!”

Barbarian Queen (also known as Queen of the Naked Steel in some markets) is a 1985 American-Argentine fantasy film that premiered in April 1985 in the United States. Set during the days of the Roman Empire. A simple village is raided by Roman troops, and most of the people are whisked off to be slaves or killed. Three women survive and set off to liberate their people. When they arrive at the Roman city, they team up with the local underground to seek vengeance and liberation of the slaves. Barbarian Queen has two sequels, though neither the plot nor the characters had anything to do with the original film. A third sequel was proposed in the early '90s, but never went into production.

Replica Be Kind Rewind design usually found as a sticker in video rental stores.

They are old, but they are still cool! For all those years we kept them locked in the closet, the VHS players are angry, and thirsty for revenge.

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