Baseball T-Shirts
Description: Nuka-Cola is the flagship product of the Nuka-Cola Corporation and one of the symbols of United States culture. Introduced in 2044, it rapidly dominated the soft drink market, eventually becoming the most popular soda on the market and a staple of American culture. Bottled and distributed nationwide, Nuka-Cola was available in such numbers that even two centuries after the Great War put a stop to all major bottling operations, Nuka-Cola bottles can still be found in the wastelands in large quantities. In the aftermath of the Great War, Nuka-Cola bottle caps became the de facto currency in most post-War societies.
Description: Whatever your political views -- Republican, Democrat, Independent, Trump, anti-Trump, conservative, liberal, Tea Party, #blacklivesmatter, or other -- we can all agree that Spock with the Star Trek party brings the logic that's right for the country now! Get this funny T-shirt for your favorite geek (even if it's you).
Description: Personnel are permitted to purchase and wear this shirt with the understanding that wearing or carrying any merchandise bearing this design is believed to increase the odds of being targeted by SCP-106 while he hunts. Susceptible individuals in the 10-25 age bracket should be extremely cautious before purchasing.
Description: When wearing this shirt, you can only move when nobody is looking, otherwise you're not cool. Note: The design of SCP-173 was changed to respect the original artist Izumi Kato's "Untitled 2004" which served as the original inspiration for SCP-173 and is featured on the SCP site.
Description: Personnel are permitted to purchase and wear this shirt as long as they are not stationed at site [REDACTED]. SCP-682 has called the design on the shirt "disgusting" and has acted hostile to any merchandise with this design printed on it. Individuals at site [REDACTED] with any merchandise bearing this design risk a containment breach
