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This design was inspired by our now repeated cameos from Ashley's least favorite child, Klaus the Muffin Smasher. If you see him, guard your muffins.

This design was inspired by our Turkish urban legends episode, "Let's Hear It for the Girls," specifically the story about Sarikiz.

This design was inspired how overheated we tend to get during recording and is being released in celebration of our 1 year anniversary.

This design was inspired by Ashley's obsession with Ninsun, the Mesopotamian wild cow goddess from the Epic of Gilgamesh...because everyone deserves to unleash their inner wild cow goddess.

This design is based on how often we end up talking (and joking) about cannibalism. We promise it's purely a research interest!

Who doesn't want to be a tool of the devil, amiright?

This designed was inspired by one of Ashley's many self-appointed titles. She may not be the greatest or the best, but she's the Queen of Okay...because the Queen of That'll Do doesn't sound as nice.

This design was inspired by our Scottish cryptozoology episode when we ponder aloud about the existence of potential demon cats living within us.

This design was inspired by our Terrifying Tidbit on the Waterford Sheepman. As Lindsay would say, "If I had one nickel for every time I heard that, I'd have one nickel and a broken bridge."

This design was inspired by the giant question marks hanging in the air every time we dip into something truly bizarre.

This designed was inspired by our Terrifying Tidbit mini episode on the Scarecrown of Chiang Rai. Sometimes you just have to grab that yellowish area by its points and never let go...even if they're jazz points.

This designed was inspired by our now frequent joke that the best way to claim ownership of something is to lick it. Thanks, Emily!

This designed was inspired by our now frequent joke that the best way to claim ownership of something is to lick it. Thanks, Emily!

This quirky design was inspired by our Urban Legend episode, "We Didn't Start the Fire...Probably" and our general love of mischief. It's perfect for camping or general bonfire merriment.

Ashley has a habit of using this phrase, and we have no chill when it comes to merch designs - so behold: Ashley's accidentally catchphrase now has its own colorful merch.

Celebrate your love of all things mythological with this fun Oh My Gods design, featuring various deities and mythological creatures we've covered on the show!

We love pizza, puns, and legends of every kind!

We love puns, pizza, and every kind of legend there is!

This design was inspired by the magnificent stories of El Camahueto, the Chilean unicorn that Emily told us about in our episode, "Lady's Cassandra's Chilean Cousin and the Magical Eunuch-corn." Sure, these guys are destructive, but just look at that adorable face!

Love the crazy and macabre? Fascinated by spooky stories that may be based in truth? Curious about the creepy unknown? Then you are a proud member of Team Urban Legends

Love the crazy and macabre? Fascinated by spooky stories that may be based in truth? Curious about the creepy unknown? Then you're a proud member of Team Urban Legends

Believer in Bigfoot? Mad for Mothman? Nuts for Nessie? Then you are definitely Team Cryptozoology

Believer in Bigfoot? Mad for Mothman? Nuts for Nessie? Then you're definitely Team Cryptozoology

Love the myths and legends of old? Can't get enough of the gods, creation and divine mischief? Then you are definitely Team Mythology!

Love the myths and legends of old? Can't get enough of the gods, creation and divine mischief? Then you are definitely Team Mythology!

This design in partially inspired by our love of the TV show Psych, but it's also partially inspired by our conversation in our episode "Wereotters and Disappearing Queefs." Never forget Pluto...or Burton Guster's perfect pickup line.

This design is partially inspired by our love of the TV show Psych, but it's also partially inspired by our conversation in our episode "Wereotters and Disappearing Queefs." Never forget about Pluto...or Burton Guster's perfect pickup line.

Because, well, why not?

Because, well, why not

Pineapple makes everything better! Ok. Not everything. But nearly everything.

We may speak foreign languages passably or poorly, but Inglish is wear we really shyne

We may speak foreign languages passably to poorly, but Inglish is wear we reely shyne

As we do so often on Pineapple Pizza Podcast, we attempted to find a simple way to define what makes doing something a scientific act. We decided it's mostly writing down what happens, although if you are freezing samples, too, then you are absolutely doing science.

This design was inspired by our episode on the battle between Kali and Mahishasura (aka Buffalo Demon). Hostess Lindsay imagined the buffalo demon to be a perfect college mascot, and thus a new design was born.

This design was inspired by the beautiful creation story of The Rainbow Serpent that we talked about on our Australian mythology episode.

The human body is stupid. Gravity says so. Bones; defying gravity