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The human body is stupid. Gravity says so. Bones; defying gravity

This design was inspired by Ashley's super pale skin and the frequent jokes about crawling out of a coffin or crypt to record the show. If you too think you look a bit like death, it's the perfect choice.

i am the night! fear me! i will eat your mosquitoes!

i am the night! fear me! i will eat your mosquitoes!

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A gift is pure when it is given from the heart - from the Bhagavad Gita

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart - from the Bhagavad Gita

Are they really though?

Are they though?

Who likes Freud anyway?

All the info you need to defeat a kappa, but printed on a dark background

The Nørre Nærå Runestone design

I'm a magical sea beat that got a god home in one day, ONE DAY! And all I got for it was this lousy sash. Smh

I'm a magical sea beast that got a god home in one day, ONE DAY! And all I got for it was this lousy sash. Smh

Design inspired by our mythology episode, "Creative Mischief and the Divine Feminine"

We can definitely relate. It's hard being THIS amazing, isn't it?

Sweet and cheesy, not everyone understands our awesomeness, but we're sure glad you do... question mark?

This design was inspired by the magical mirror in our episode on Russian epic poetry, "From Russia with (God's) Love," that reflects the soul of the person looking into it. It turns out that if you're mean to orphans, you don't have a very attractive soul.

Did you know that Freud discovered the platypus? Neither did we, until Lindsay dropped this truth on us! (pst, it's not true, but it seems like it should be)

Larry the Lariosaurus of Lake Como, Italy

Oedipus had a swollen head and a swollen foot but...

For all those times we have a bright insight into a story

A little sweet. A little savory. A lot of fun.

The delightful Kuchisake-Onna, aka Slit Mouth Woman, went and got herself a boyfriend

The infamous Kuchisake-Onna is known to ask "Am I pretty?". Just remember, honesty is the best policy. Respond with a simple, "Ehhh, you're ok" and you may be safe.

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It's all your favorite cryptids of the world!

It's a list of all our favorite cryptids! Classics like Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster as well as lesser known beasts like the Grafton Monster or the Pope Lick Monster! Plus everything in between!

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Has anyone seen my squad?

Idk tell him he has nice eyes if you see him

mothman is real and he's thicc af