Description: To gain sophistication, appreciate the simple things.

Description: Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Description: "if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it".  Lighthearted quote from W.C. Fields.

Description: Oscar Wilde was an Irish poet and playwright from the late 1800s. He is known for clever and satirical literary works and quotes. This quote comically reminds us why being yourself is the only way it can be.

Description: Oscar Wilde was an Irish poet and playwright from the late 1800s. He is known for clever and satirical literary works and quotes. This quote comically reminds us why being yourself is the only way it can be.

Description: Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on the problems of the world.

Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with his take on how to deal with "slipperty" men.

Description: Very thoughtful and inspiring quote from the last Roman Emperor from the Pax Romana time period. The full quote reads "Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them."

Description: Great for those who like Twain's quotes that are upbeat and make you think. "The one sensible thing to do with a disappointment is to put it out of your mind and think of something cheerfuler"

Description: Be Good and You Will Be Lonesome is a quote by Mark Twain from the frontispiece of his book, Following the Equator.

Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with a classic quip spoken to Doc Adams. Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on the problems of the world.

Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with his take on how learning something new every day will make you smarter. Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on the problems of the world.

Description: Funny quote about an unknown woman. Great for people who like Americana type art, and parrots. Gift idea for vintage art lovers and people who like parrots and oddly humorous quotes.

Description: Beer, if drunk with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

Description: Beloved western character, Festus, sure loved his hot coffee, fires and warm vittles! The quote says "It don't make no never mind what happens along the way, as long as there's a warm fire and some vittles when you get to the end of the trail."

Description: Galileo knew what it was like to prove something only to be called a heretic for his indisputable knowledge.

Description: He was a wise man who invented beer

Description: Fear does not necessarily mean you are not courageous as long as that fear does not hold you back from accomplishing something you are fully capable of.

Description: Paul Lawrence Dunbar was an African-American poet and short-story writer in the late 1800s and early 1900s. He also wrote novels, song lyrics and plays. He was the first African-American poet to earn national distinction and acceptance.

Description: This is a quote by a famous American author and satirist, also known as Samuel Clemens. The author is known for his classic witticisms that ring true as in this warning to not tell fish stories. For anyone who likes to fish, bookworms, book enthusiasts, book clubs, and fans of classic American writers.

Description: This is what happens when you wait for something for so long that you are surprised once it happens.

Description: Leave it to Mark Twain to make even the question of citizenship funny

Description: We don’t seem to remember the lessons of history repeating itself. Mark Twain's quote is still relevant today.

Description: Another thought provoking quote by Mark Twain. The quote reads, “A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory”. Does anyone really believe they have a clear conscience?

Description: It's an enlightening quote by a famous American author, Mark Twain. The quote comes from a paper written in 1873 and remains relevant today.

Description: A thoughtful quote by a famous American author and satirist, also known as Samuel Clemens. Perfect for #ValentinesDay or any time you think of love. The analogy to #fishing also makes it appropriate for people who love to fish. The quote reads "When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain".

Description: A funny yet thoughtful quote by a famous American author and satirist who is also known as Samuel Clemens. When you think about it, funny as it sounds, it is true. The quote reads, "A round man cannot be expected to fit a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape". Great gift idea for people who like quotes that make you think.

Description: Thoughtful quote by a famous American author and satirist who is also known as Samuel Clemens. You can take it multiple ways, so true that once a lie is out there, it's so hard to reveal it as a lie. Great #gift idea for people who like #quotes that make you think.

Description: Thoughtful #quote on lies by a famous America author.

Description: Meaningful #quote by a famous American author. #Twain makes us think twice about questioning other people's religion.

Description: A thoughtful quote by a famous American author and satirist also know as Samuel Clemens. The less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it. This is especially true in government.

Description: It's a quote by Samuel Clemens that says, What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. Great gift for people who like funny quotes, book nerds, book lovers, bookworms, people with a sense of humor and fans of #MarkTwain.

Description: An thoughtful quote on physical versus moral courage. A quote by a famous American author and humorist, #MarkTwain. Great shirt for bookworms, historical buffs, fans of thought provoking quotes and Samuel Clemens.

Description: Humorous, yet thought provoking quote from a classic. Written by a famous American author, #MarkTwain The book shows his typical wit and satire during his personal account of a trip at the equator. Great for bookworms, book enthusiasts, and fans of classic American writers.

Description: It's a funny quote by a famous American author that boils down to "what you heard is not what I meant". Great shirt for book nerds, book lovers, bookworms, people with a sense of humor and fans of Samuel Clemens

Description: It's a quote by MarkTwain/Samuel Clemens that says, Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Funny quote that reminds us that sometimes it's best not to argue with foolish people since you might make yourself look silly, too. Great gift for book lovers, people who like funny quotes, and fans of that famous American author, humorist and satirist.