ScreamKingsPod

A version of our logo that clarifies what we are-- a horror podcast!

Express your interest in connecting with others with this The Lovers tarot design ;)

The perfect design to celebrate your witchy girl's night!

When normal hang sessions aren't enough.

Embrace YOUR #weirdgirlsummer with the Tarot High Priestess

When you need to share your bad feeling with the world. Bad vibes only.

Yas, Queen.

As heard in Episode 69 of Scream Kings-- "I'm A Spooky Bitch."

What says spooky love better than Necromancy and Chill?

Declare to the world you kick ass and take names in the face of unspeakable horror. You are a final girl. It's time everybody else knew that.

The time is now for more than just final girls to make it to the end of horror movies-- boldly show YOUR ability to survive a horror movie, LGBTQ+ horror fans!

PURCHASE. OBEY.

Live that horror life. Live the scream.

What's more important than following your dreams? Following your nightmares.

We all know that Toni Collette deserved ALL THE OSCARS for her performance in Hereditary. We're still not over it. You shouldn't be, either.

The Paimon-specific version of our Witches Get Riches design.

Witches Get Riches

The perfect shirt if Edgar Allan Poe is your Boo.

Just a handful of the taglines we've used at the starts of our episodes, show your love for Scream Kings with this design!

What better way to celebrate the Midsommar festival than this commemorative shirt from you visit to the Harga commune?

What better way to show your love of Scream Kings than this gorgeously scary logo featuring the Death's Head Moth, as made famous by Silence of the Lambs! Oh, and a moon and a skull, too.

Is your favorite Scream Kings segment Max's Occult Corner? If so, we have the perfect design for you!

Show your love for everything grim with this reaper-themed Scream Kings logo!

The white version of our planchette logo! Show your love for Scream Kings, Yes Yes Boards, and hip millennial Pazuzu by sporting this design everywhere you go!

Show your love for Scream Kings and talking to hip millenial Pazuzu through Yes Yes Boards with this incredible design!

Show your love for your favorite podcast by sporting a shirt (or other merch) that lists the key podcasters of Scream Kings. And yes, Pazuzu is definitely a key member of the team now.

A shirt for anybody whose answer to the question "Who's your favorite demon?" is Beelzebub.

Pay tribute to the baddest witch of them all, legend of horror literature Shirley Jackson!

This one's for all the witches, final girls, and other badass women who love horror

Co-host Max's new favorite fetish, Krampus, is now available as a shirt. I mean, look at Krampus. Who wouldn't rather be naughty?

Based on Edvard Munch's The Scream, show your support for your favorite horror podcast in the artsiest way possible!

Our outro to every episode, a reminder for anybody staring at your chest to stay spooky or get out of your way.