Description: A bold parody of the classic thank-you bag, this Snarky Faith design flips nostalgia into irreverence. With stacked red typography and a single bolded line shouting “SNARKY FAITH,” it's a wearable wink for the spiritually curious and skeptically faithful. Bottom line? “Question Everything. Even This.” Because dogma makes a terrible fashion statement.
Description: What happens when you mash up Stranger Things’ Eleven with The Righteous Gemstones’ Uncle Baby Billy? You get Uncle Baby Millie Bobby Brown—a buzzcut revivalist holding a mic like it’s a weapon and wearing enough attitude to shut down a tent meeting and a Demogorgon. Equal parts Walton Goggins energy and supernatural sass, this shirt is your official license to confuse and convert the masses—with style.
Uncle Baby Millie Bobby Brown – Revival Never Looked Stranger
by SnarkyFaith
$16 $23
Description: What happens when televangelist charm meets Wall Street sociopathy? “American Osteen” fuses Joel Osteen’s megachurch grin with Patrick Bateman’s knife-happy menace. A pitch-perfect satire for anyone fed up with prosperity gospel, toxic religion, and the cult of wealth in church clothing. Holy, horrifying, and hilarious.
Description: Hey look, it's a Snarky Faith Radio logo. It's a logo on thing for you to buy. Who wouldn't love to have that ugly mug on your t-shirt or actual mug? Even if you don't listen to Snarky Faith (www.SnarkyFaith.com), these designs are beautiful for any situation. Whether it be shotgunning PBR with your co-workers in the parking lot, your nephew's Bar Mitzvah, or leading a youth group with this holy, yet irreverent icon on your chest - these designs are a fit for all occasions. Buy it now, you'll thank me later.
Description: From the underground labs of sarcasm and sacred mischief, Snark Industries brings you the ultimate brand of holy disruption. Inspired by the sleek confidence of a certain billionaire arms dealer—but with more Jesus and less missiles. Perfect for podcasters, heretics, and anyone spiritually allergic to bullshit. Suit up. Speak truth. Stay snarky. www.SnarkyFaith.com
Description: Clean. Bold. Unapologetically snarky. This is the flagship tee for the spiritually jaded, the theologically curious, and the prophetically pissed. Whether you're podcasting, protesting, or just sipping coffee while side-eyeing church signs, this shirt says exactly what needs to be said—with zero footnotes. Wear your cynicism like a badge. Faith’s still in there—just with better font choices.
Description: “If you don’t sin a little… Jesus died for nothing.” It’s theology, but make it spicy. This tongue-in-cheek design flips guilt-driven faith on its head and gives it a wink. Featuring a vintage Jesus looking skyward with glowing optimism (and maybe disappointment), it’s the perfect shirt for those who know grace isn’t earned by playing it safe. Sin boldly. Grace is bigger.
Description: Never forget 4.5.20—when televangelist Kenneth Copeland blew the wind of God at the coronavirus on live TV… and the virus just kept vibing. This surreal mashup pays tribute to one of the wildest moments of Christian crazy history. Yes, he actually did that. No, it didn’t work.
Description: Go on, swear. God doesn’t care. Don’t believe me? Check the Greek—but not too deep, because you’ll be knee-deep in σκύβαλα (skubala). It means shit, and Paul said it in Philippians 3:8. It’s in your Bible, right there next to all the stuff you skipped in Leviticus. So go forth, swear freely, and may the Spirit lead your vocabulary.
Description: A Snarky Faith remix of the Gadsden flag, reimagined through the posture of Christ. “Don’t Tread on Me” might be an American mantra, but it’s not a Christian one. Jesus didn’t call for defiance—he preached surrender, mercy, and turning the other cheek (Matthew 5:39). This design flips the script on cultural Christianity’s obsession with guns, rights, and retribution by resurrecting something far more radical: grace.
Description: Louder for the folks in the back: God loves you. No exceptions. No disclaimers. No theological asterisks. Just a bold, rainbow-drenched reminder that divine love doesn’t come with fine print. This design flips exclusion on its head and wraps it in affirmation—with full saturation.
Description: The Good News isn’t just for humans in pews—it’s for the planet, too. Rooted in Matthew 25:40, this design reminds us that caring for “the least of these” includes pollinators and old-growth forests. Because if your gospel doesn’t care about the earth, it’s not good news—it’s just noise.
Description: Tell the world what to expect when they encounter you. This shirt is a gift to others as it gives them the correct handling requirements of experiencing you. Be yourself. Confuse the simpletons and laugh inside as you make your way through the day. This is less of a shirt and more of a way of life. Use wisely.
Description: “Never, ever be afraid to make some noise and get in good trouble, necessary trouble.” – John Lewis The prophets weren’t polite. Jesus flipped tables. So yeah—sometimes faith needs to be loud, disruptive, and deeply inconvenient to the powerful. This shirt is your reminder that silence isn’t holy, and playing nice isn’t prophetic. Go make some noise
Description: Welcome to Snark Industries—where faith gets deconstructed, retooled, and reissued with maximum sarcasm. Inspired by a certain billionaire tech genius (minus the narcissism and war profiteering), this design is for the spiritually disillusioned, the theologically overqualified, and the ones who know that truth-telling sometimes requires a sharp tongue and a sharper logo.
