Strangers With T-Shirts

Smooth, tasty, and absolutely dripping. With a wink and a kiss this cartoon "Like Butter" design will fit you like... well, like butter.

"Take care of me or I'll kill you all," warns this cute Earth. You could call it a Global Warning.

Hey Kids, Wanna Buy Some Magic? Don't know if you should trust this sketchy wizard dealer. Design by Melanie Crawford and Randal Silvey.

It's Buddy, the friendly marijuana Drug Buddy! With this cute weed leaf you'll be saying, "Yes, I cannabis!"

This cute magic mushroom is the perfect Drug Buddy for a nature trip! Get silly with this psilocybin shroom friend!

You want a friendly face with you when on a hallucinogen and this cute LSD Drug Buddy is the friendliest! Take a trip with Tabby, the acid tab!

Feeling down? Ol' Rex the pill bottle Drug Buddy just might have the prescription to get you high. Remember, only take the recommended dose!

Isn't it the cutest little Black Phillip looking goat you've ever seen?! With the bubblegum pentagram not even the dark lord could resist letting out an, "awwww."

Bubblegum pentagram, cute goat looking all Black Phillip, and a friendly "Hail Satan". Embrace the cuteness, embrace Satan.

Live Laugh Love in a black metal, grindcore, death metal logo style because you can be a metalhead AND basic!

Live Laugh Love in a black metal, grindcore, death metal logo style because you can be a metalhead AND basic!

Any pizza is a personal pizza... if you're sad enough. Don't tell me you've never crushed an entire pizza by yourself. We all have. Right? Right!?

Beautiful plus size ballet dancer in silhouette. The off-pink was originally the color of our body positive painting's background. Color switched here to work better on dark colors. Also available as a black silhouette.

Beautiful plus size ballet dancer in silhouette. Taken from of our own body positive painting. Also available in a pink silhouette for dark colors.

What do you get when you combine a unicorn, candy corn, and a kitty cat? The cutest magical Halloween candy creature you can find on a shirt.

"Geez, Now I Feel Overdressed" Even in death you've got to dress to impress. What's a skeleton to do when the ghosts are looking so stylish?

Harvest some autumn vibes of yesteryear with this 70s inspired orange stripe gradient retro pumpkin design.

Trick or treat! Celebrate Halloween properly with this vintage, 70s inspired striped Jack-O'-Lantern design, a Hallows Eve variation of our Retro Pumpkin shirt!

"What Could Go Wrong?" Something is off about this red-eyed skull. Seems suspicious. Sounds like famous last words to me.

"This is my FANCY shirt" because when you're fancy af, people need to know. Nothing says fancy like cursive so fancy non-fancy people struggle to read it.

Don't you hate when you get a gift and don't know what to say? Not a problem with this gift!

Don't you hate when you get a gift and don't know what to say? Not a problem with this gift!

No money AND no morals? Let everyone know with this funny saying. When you're Morally & Financially Bankrupt what have you got to lose? Certainly not your shame.

Ew, people. This sarcastic meme may not be the most original but damned if it doesn't cross our minds every time we step out into the world.

We thought about putting more effort into this nihilism meme but eh, what's the point?

A funny saying for when your net worth is as low as your worth as a human.

Plans this week? Let me check the calendar. Oh, it's Friday the 13th. Yeah, I got plans.

This creepy skull was designed with the aid of machine learning. We gave it normal eye sockets and AI decided NOPE, shiny red stones for eyes! And those nightmare teeth!

From synthwave band SuperScience comes the creepy trick or treat skeleton kid from the Candy Sack Halloween album cover art.

Crank the synthwave music of SuperScience while rocking their retro band logo... for SCIENCE!

In a world where logos are lame and podcasts are many. One person... one mission... one rad movie podcast logo. Experience the Grawlix Cinematic Universe podcast logo!

Slap a Grawlix on it! Join the G-Crew with the Grawlix Podcast "G Logo" because while you may not be the most well-spoken you've still got stuff to say!

You deserve all the pizza when you show your Grawlix Podcast love. Now that's swaga!

Show your love of the EMC Podcast Network with this simple, clean Electronic Media Collective logo.