The British History Podcast

In for a penny, in for a pound.

King Penda, the last of the Pagan Anglo Saxon Kings, seeks members for his warband.

She was the ruler of Mercia, the defeater of Danes and the ultimate boss bitch.

Hail to the King.

The BHP logo. Just for you!

The Classic BHP mascot from 2011. He's out there popularizing beards and building walls. And I know. Walls. But in my defense, it was 2011. How the hell could I have predicted what was to come?

She's knocking down walls... are you?

Damn near everything in Anglo Saxon medicine involved horse dung. Show your support for natural, gluten-free, artisanal cures!

Boudica, the mascot of The British History Podcast, nearly ejected the Romans from the island. And after she marched, London was never the same.

Warrior Queen, London Wrecker, and mascot of the BHP.

The Heptarchy was a rough and tumble period of British history. Show your support for Penda and his Mercian warriors.

Fashion has always been a thing. And before the hipsters, there were the Vikings... and English clergy were quite concerned about how trendy those tall freshly bathed Scandanavians were.

Boudica, the mascot of The British History Podcast, nearly ejected the Romans from the island. And after she marched, London was never the same.

And sometimes your sources involve illustrations of women riding giant flying penises. For reasons.

I mean. Just look at this illuminated manuscript. Elegant!

That's right... that's a medieval illustration of nuns harvesting dicks from the dick tree. Like you do.