The Lovecraft Tapes

Wear, if you dare, our Lovecraft Tapes tee! The mesmerizing spindles will turn, slowly divulging a story in a grave-soil choked voice that will unravel your mind. The only cure is to infect others by telling them the tale of The Lovecraft Tapes... Be sure to listen to The Lovecraft Tapes podcast at www.TheLovecraftTapes.com for more horror comedy actual-play Call Of Cthulhu goodness! * design courtesy our good friend and talented artist, Justin Leveque. Find more of his amazing artwork at justinleveque.com

Let's rock! Pump up the volume with Ben's unique invention, specifically calibrated to waterproof your clubhouse, but will also give your wardrobe a kick in the pants. Can you feel it? Rock on! *Design courtesy our artist-in-residence Beyond Peril

Late at night, when the moon is full, beware the lurking shadow near your window! For, it may no longer be an innocent mop that you left in the corner after cleaning your room, but rather, a bloodthirsty beast waiting to pounce!

When you can't beat 'em, join 'em! Cheers to those intrepid Investigators who were wise enough to raise a tiki mug (or two) as a toast to those Elder Things who live beyond the stars.

All day long, you have to hear your family, your friends, and your boss tell you what a weirdo you are, but they say it in that tone that makes it sound as though being a "weirdo" is somehow bad? Screw 'em! Just smile politely, nod and quietly slip in your earbuds. Now, press play and let us take over. Weirdos are our bread and butter. We love weirdos. We love *you*...

Let's face it: the world can be a cold, harsh reality. That's why we're 100% sure you'd much rather be sinking your teeth into a tasty treat created by scooping out seafood innards, sautéing them in flavorful seasoning, then putting them back into the deep-fried carcass. Mmm, mmm, good! Just like Dagon used to make :)

Who's going to believe four talking heads? Got me. I'm not a doctor, but I play one on a podcast...an actual-play RPG podcast, where we investigate strange events and even stranger monsters, in a world based upon the Cthulhu mythos!

Searching for that extra special actual-play RPG podcast? Well, friend, look no further than The Lovecraft Tapes! Our *totally* real, not at all fake commercials will have you rolling on the floor, gasping for breath, and clutching at your throat in no time. Even though we're #NotSponsored that doesn't mean we have a shortage of "sponsors". In a non-Euclidean universe, all things are possible...

Admit it... you love a tasty #TacoFish more than the average joe, amiright? It's the popular in-joke that's simple to prepare and delicious down to the last bite. So why not wear it too? #TacoFish version 1.0 is here to liven up your wardrobe... Be sure to listen to The Lovecraft Tapes podcast at www.TheLovecraftTapes.com for more horror comedy actual-play Call Of Cthulhu goodness! *Design courtesy our good friend and talented artist, Justin Leveque. Find more of his amazing artwork at justinleveque.com

Who doesn't love a tasty #TacoFish as much as the next person? It's simple to prepare and delicious. And now you can let your freak flag fly with #TacoFish version 2.0 (now in color!) to liven up your life... Be sure to listen to The Lovecraft Tapes podcast at www.TheLovecraftTapes.com for more horror comedy actual-play Call Of Cthulhu goodness! *Design courtesy our good friend and talented artist, Justin Leveque. Find more of his amazing artwork at justinleveque.com

Who doesn't love a tasty #TacoFish as much as the next person? It's simple to prepare and delicious. And now you can wear your pride with #TacoFish version 3.0 to brighten up your life because Love Is Love... Be sure to listen to The Lovecraft Tapes podcast at www.TheLovecraftTapes.com for more horror comedy actual-play Call Of Cthulhu goodness! *Design courtesy our good friend and talented artist, Justin Leveque. Find more of his amazing artwork at justinleveque.com

Nobody loves screen doors or podcast in-jokes more than Roy Arroyo, except...maybe you? So pull out your pistol and roll for firearms to shoot someone's phone out of their hand. If you're lucky, they'll put your picture up on the wall at the Screen Door Inn... Be sure to listen to The Lovecraft Tapes podcast at www.TheLovecraftTapes.com for more horror comedy actual-play Call Of Cthulhu goodness! *Design courtesy our good friend and talented artist, Justin Leveque. Find more of his amazing artwork at justinleveque.com