The Lovecraft Tapes

Wear, if you dare, our Lovecraft Tapes tee! The mesmerizing spindles will turn, slowly divulging a story in a grave-soil choked voice that will unravel your mind. The only cure is to infect others by telling them the tale of The Lovecraft Tapes... Be sure to listen to The Lovecraft Tapes podcast at www.TheLovecraftTapes.com for more horror comedy actual-play Call Of Cthulhu goodness! * design courtesy our good friend and talented artist, Justin Leveque. Find more of his amazing artwork at justinleveque.com

Late at night, when the moon is full, beware the lurking shadow near your window! For, it may no longer be an innocent mop that you left in the corner after cleaning your room, but rather, a bloodthirsty beast waiting to pounce!

When you can't beat 'em, join 'em! Cheers to those intrepid Investigators who were wise enough to raise a tiki mug (or two) as a toast to those Elder Things who live beyond the stars.

All day long, you have to hear your family, your friends, and your boss tell you what a weirdo you are, but they say it in that tone that makes it sound as though being a "weirdo" is somehow bad? Screw 'em! Just smile politely, nod and quietly slip in your earbuds. Now, press play and let us take over. Weirdos are our bread and butter. We love weirdos. We love *you*...

Let's face it: the world can be a cold, harsh reality. That's why we're 100% sure you'd much rather be sinking your teeth into a tasty treat created by scooping out seafood innards, sautéing them in flavorful seasoning, then putting them back into the deep-fried carcass. Mmm, mmm, good! Just like Dagon used to make :)

Simon returns with another brilliant compilation of our original scenario for Case 11 "Haunted Heart"

Master illustrator and lovable fan-artist Simon Gumble does it again with this episode-by-episode rendition of Case 10 events. Give me kissessssss....

Somebody is up to no good in the Delta Green complex...

After being sequestered in the top-secret facility of some mysterious governmental agency, our Investigators of the Unknown are excited to begin their new careers as Delta Green agents...

Before our trio of investigators can begin their new career with Delta Green, they need to assist the Sciences department with a simple virtual reality experiment...

Frazzled and frayed, the Investigators-turned-virtual-cats are feeling a bit neutered after wandering the Blaine Manor simulation with nary a clue as to what to do...

Our Investigators of the Unknown are whisked away to Chicago, to comb through the sad contents of a former Delta Green informant’s apartment...

The gang hightails it way up north in search of a cabin in the woods where they expect to expunge any evidence that the former informant was working for Delta Green...

The cabin the woods seems at first to contain nothing more interesting than old memorabilia and cobwebs but after some digging, it’s obvious there are more secrets to uncover...

Our trio of detectives continues to explore the secluded cabin in the woods and each of their discoveries make them more and more uneasy...

While digging for Delta Green evidence at a cabin up north, our intrepid detectives inadvertently let something loose upon the world that would have been better put out of its misery...

Jack is overcome with grief, his sanity straining to comprehend all the horrible events that occurred during this “simple” sweep-and-clean operation...

Having tied up all loose ends, our trio of fearless agents returns to Delta Green headquarters where they are grilled mercilessly by Legrasse...

Jack, Roy and Rocky deign to assist Bert Bertman in his investigation of who hacked the Cathartic Arena VR system, but quickly wish they hadn’t involved themselves, as old ghosts arise to haunt them once more, in the finale to Case 10: PRASE...

Who's going to believe four talking heads? Got me. I'm not a doctor, but I play one on a podcast...an actual-play RPG podcast, where we investigate strange events and even stranger monsters, in a world based upon the Cthulhu mythos!

Searching for that extra special actual-play RPG podcast? Well, friend, look no further than The Lovecraft Tapes! Our *totally* real, not at all fake commercials will have you rolling on the floor, gasping for breath, and clutching at your throat in no time. Even though we're #NotSponsored that doesn't mean we have a shortage of "sponsors". In a non-Euclidean universe, all things are possible...

Admit it... you love a tasty #TacoFish more than the average joe, amiright? It's the popular in-joke that's simple to prepare and delicious down to the last bite. So why not wear it too? #TacoFish version 1.0 is here to liven up your wardrobe... Be sure to listen to The Lovecraft Tapes podcast at www.TheLovecraftTapes.com for more horror comedy actual-play Call Of Cthulhu goodness! *Design courtesy our good friend and talented artist, Justin Leveque. Find more of his amazing artwork at justinleveque.com

Who doesn't love a tasty #TacoFish as much as the next person? It's simple to prepare and delicious. And now you can let your freak flag fly with #TacoFish version 2.0 (now in color!) to liven up your life... Be sure to listen to The Lovecraft Tapes podcast at www.TheLovecraftTapes.com for more horror comedy actual-play Call Of Cthulhu goodness! *Design courtesy our good friend and talented artist, Justin Leveque. Find more of his amazing artwork at justinleveque.com

Who doesn't love a tasty #TacoFish as much as the next person? It's simple to prepare and delicious. And now you can wear your pride with #TacoFish version 3.0 to brighten up your life because Love Is Love... Be sure to listen to The Lovecraft Tapes podcast at www.TheLovecraftTapes.com for more horror comedy actual-play Call Of Cthulhu goodness! *Design courtesy our good friend and talented artist, Justin Leveque. Find more of his amazing artwork at justinleveque.com

Just take a deep breath and press... play.

Nobody loves screen doors or podcast in-jokes more than Roy Arroyo, except...maybe you? So pull out your pistol and roll for firearms to shoot someone's phone out of their hand. If you're lucky, they'll put your picture up on the wall at the Screen Door Inn... Be sure to listen to The Lovecraft Tapes podcast at www.TheLovecraftTapes.com for more horror comedy actual-play Call Of Cthulhu goodness! *Design courtesy our good friend and talented artist, Justin Leveque. Find more of his amazing artwork at justinleveque.com

Experience the terror and hilarity of LEAPFROG by decorating your bedroom walls with the antics of bumbling investigators. Be sure to listen to The Lovecraft Tapes podcast at www.TheLovecraftTapes.com for more horror comedy actual-play Call Of Cthulhu goodness! *Design courtesy our good friend and talented artist, Simon Gumble. Find more of his amazing artwork at instagram.com/stag247

It's not easy fighting off the forces of evil, but thankfully the cast of The Lovecraft Tapes are up to the task! Cattle prods, baseball bats, machine guns, spell books...whatever it takes. Be sure to listen to The Lovecraft Tapes podcast at www.TheLovecraftTapes.com for more horror comedy actual-play Call Of Cthulhu goodness! *Design courtesy our good friend and talented artist, Simon Gumble. Find more of his amazing artwork at instagram.com/stag247

Experience the terror and hilarity of "Lights! Camera! Chaos!" by decorating your bedroom walls with the antics of bumbling investigators. Be sure to listen to The Lovecraft Tapes podcast at www.TheLovecraftTapes.com for more horror comedy actual-play Call Of Cthulhu goodness! *Design courtesy our good friend and talented artist, Simon Gumble. Find more of his amazing artwork at instagram.com/stag247

Experience the terror and hilarity of "Dark Angeles" by decorating your bedroom walls with the antics of bumbling investigators. Be sure to listen to The Lovecraft Tapes podcast at www.TheLovecraftTapes.com for more horror comedy actual-play Call Of Cthulhu goodness! *Design courtesy our good friend and talented artist, Simon Gumble. Find more of his amazing artwork at instagram.com/stag247

Experience the terror and hilarity of "Returning Home" by decorating your bedroom walls with the antics of bumbling investigators. Be sure to listen to The Lovecraft Tapes podcast at www.TheLovecraftTapes.com for more horror comedy actual-play Call Of Cthulhu goodness! *Design courtesy our good friend and talented artist, Simon Gumble. Find more of his amazing artwork at instagram.com/stag247

Experience the terror and hilarity of "My Life" by decorating your bedroom walls with the antics of bumbling investigators. Be sure to listen to The Lovecraft Tapes podcast at www.TheLovecraftTapes.com for more horror comedy actual-play Call Of Cthulhu goodness! *Design courtesy our good friend and talented artist, Simon Gumble. Find more of his amazing artwork at instagram.com/stag247

Experience the terror and hilarity of "Hell House" by decorating your bedroom walls with the antics of bumbling investigators. Be sure to listen to The Lovecraft Tapes podcast at www.TheLovecraftTapes.com for more horror comedy actual-play Call Of Cthulhu goodness! *Design courtesy our good friend and talented artist, Simon Gumble. Find more of his amazing artwork at instagram.com/stag247

Experience the terror and hilarity of "The Big Uneasy" by decorating your bedroom walls with the antics of bumbling investigators. Be sure to listen to The Lovecraft Tapes podcast at www.TheLovecraftTapes.com for more horror comedy actual-play Call Of Cthulhu goodness! *Design courtesy our good friend and talented artist, Simon Gumble. Find more of his amazing artwork at instagram.com/stag247

Experience the terror and hilarity of "Bloodlines" by decorating your bedroom walls with the antics of bumbling investigators. Be sure to listen to The Lovecraft Tapes podcast at www.TheLovecraftTapes.com for more horror comedy actual-play Call Of Cthulhu goodness! *Design courtesy our good friend and talented artist, Simon Gumble. Find more of his amazing artwork at instagram.com/stag247

Experience the terror and hilarity of "Tryst" by decorating your bedroom walls with the antics of bumbling investigators. Be sure to listen to The Lovecraft Tapes podcast at www.TheLovecraftTapes.com for more horror comedy actual-play Call Of Cthulhu goodness! *Design courtesy our good friend and talented artist, Simon Gumble. Find more of his amazing artwork at instagram.com/stag247