The Villain Was Right

And in the morning, I'm makin' WAFFLES!

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Superbad McLovin

Snakes on a Plane

Original Snakes on a Plain Design featuring a herd of buffalo being constricted by large snakes on t-shirts. Inspired by Snakes on a Plane movie. Weird animal humor for snake lovers with a quirky sense of humor.

Snakes on a plane. A funny maths joke that nerds will appreciate.

Mushnik's Florist (aka Mushnik's Flower Shop) is a small flower shop in Skid Row which notoriously served as the nest of the deadly carnivorous plant-like being known as Audrey Jr.. It is featured in the 1960 horror-comedy film The Little Shop of Horrors and its many subsequent adaptations.

Feed Me Seymour!

Feed Me, Seymour!

Another Craig misspeak that really changed the meaning of the sentence.

From our Bedazzled episode where Craig misspoke and accidentally invented a new dirty saying.

Enough of our listeners have told us they've nearly put their car in a ditch laughing at the podcast that we had to warn people.

Everything you need to get out of that bad relationship. Just break glass in case of emergency. Original Design by Lisa Rose (@thelisabelle) www.lisaroseillustration.com

Space!

A collection of some of our favourite fairy tale villains we've defended on the podcast including: Octopus Sea Witch, Commander Prosthetic Hand, 1700's French Hunter and Facial Abrasion Lion!

A collection of some of our favourite comic book villains including Magnet-Man, Norse God-O-Mischief, African Prince Erik Murder-Dealer, and Spider Hunting Mechanical Carrion Bird!

A collection of our favourite creatures and monsters that we've defended on the podcast including: Jaws (aka Bruce), Dinosaurs, Xenomorphs (aka Alien from Aliens) and Gremlins.

Our brand spanking new logo - now with pointy corners!

From Craig's "Villain of the Week" segment- is it a punk band? a medieval torture device? Or just the worst way to move sharp objects? In any case it's A BAG OF KNIVES

Let the whole world know how you feel about magic and magic related movies. From Craig's hot take on THE CRAFT

Geralt has a new mission: Kill the monsters of Monsters INC

As we've frequently mentioned on the podcast, when it comes to choosing between two romantic partners the best option is usually "none of the above".

As we've frequently mentioned on the podcast, when it comes to choosing between two romantic partners the best option is usually "none of the above"

You're hot and you know it. Advertise it to the world by branding yourself a triple yum on Rebecca's signature scale.

You need to put an end to something? Do it in style. Rebecca's style. And Shut. It. Down.

Let those paranormal pranksters know where you stand on them bending the rules with our often stated assertion that "Ghosts are Cheating"

Our trusty podcast logo, now with text in WHITE!

Pretty self explanatory - get your nerd dicks. Tuck 'em into your waistband.

Our host Rebecca's signature phrase. We dare you not to say it in her voice.

Version 2 of "Science Me, Craig"

The VWR logo as seen on your phone when you're listening to the podcast.

If you talk about them enough they'll take over your merch store. It's our most often discussed animal nemesis looming over the city of Toronto.

Alternate for Rebecca Reeds favourite catch phrase