The Worst Bestsellers

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Just because babies can’t speak doesn’t mean they consent to your creepo werewolf relationship, JACOB.

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America's favorite game! Art by Paola Harris (Paola's Pixels).

Prefer to visit the land of Duartensia in simple black & white? Here you go! Art by Paola Harris (Paola's Pixels).

Visit the beautiful land of Duartensia! Art by Paola Harris (Paola's Pixels)

Fuckin' Whatever! Art by Anne (annearchy.com).

Just keep livin' and just keep listenin' (to podcasts). Art by Anne (annearchy.com).

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