Whats Dis

We've updated our classic Soarin' design for 2019. Show how much you love Soarin' in one of these little beauties.

Enjoy listening to What's Dis podcast? Show off your love, support the podcast, and look good doing it... all at the same time.

Hello, and welcome to Soarin’. My name is Patrick, and I’ll be your chief flight attendant today. We’ll begin boarding in a few minutes, but first, I’d like to acquaint you with some important safety information.

Inspired by Jerry Skids from Mouse Rants. Drat! That’s the third one this week. I buy fuses by the case. (Lights outside the windows go dark.) Uh oh. And I’ve blown the whole neighborhood again!

Everyone's favorite country bear. There was blood on the saddle. And blood all around. And a great big puddle Of blood on the ground.

From Gaston's favorite gym at the Boardwalk Resort, comes the perfect workout shirt even Gaston himself would be proud to wear. Show off your muscles & bustles.

Another one from the mind of Jerry Skids of Mouse Rants Podcast. Things aren't easy when you're an out of work Communicore robot. SMRT-1 isn't looking for a handout, he'll gladly guess your birthday for some food.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Cosmic Ray is proud to present the biggest little star in the galaxy. Direct from Yew Nork City on the planet Zork, put your hands together for Sonny Eclipse and the amazing Astro Organ!

You are not the first to pass this way. Nor shall you be the last. Those who seek the spirit of Norway face peril and adventure. TROLL 1: What’s this? How dare you come here?! TROLL 2: Invaders! TROLL 1: Stop! This is troll country. TROLL 3: Look away—be gone! TROLL 1: I’ll cast a spell. TROLL 2: Yes! Yes! TROLL 1: You’ll disappear. TROLL 3: Disappear! Disappear! TROLL 1: Back! Back! Over the falls!

The X2 Deep Space Shuttle... It's powered by solid hydrogen and can accelerate from 0 to 6,000 in 60 Seconds... So when you hear the words "Go For Launch"... You'll definitely want to hang on.

Ladies and gentlemen. May I have your attention please? Due to circumstances beyond our control... the Jungle Cruise WILL be operating for the rest of the evening... Thank you.