Evil Dust Bunny T-Shirt

Dust bunnies (or dustbunnies), also called dust mice, are small clumps of dust that form under furniture and in corners that are not cleaned regularly. They are made of hair, lint, dead skin, spider webs, dust, and sometimes light rubbish and debris, and are held together by static electricity and felt-like entanglement. They are evil and should not be taken lightly. Many a brave soul has confronted these menacing demons of lint only to find themselves cursing the name Dyson. Tread lighten around these imps of dirt.