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Captain Spaulding's Hot Dog T-Shirt

Captain Spaulding T-Shirt

designed and sold by  klance

$22 $27

Color: White

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After getting burglar blood on his clown costume, Captain Spaulding wears a hot dog t-shirt with the line, “If I wanted to listen to an Asshole, I’d Fart” on the back. Wear it as part of a Captain Spaulding costume.

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In addition to captain spaulding designs, you can explore the marketplace for rob zombie, horror, and halloween designs sold by independent artists.
100% combed ringspun cotton. The perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, cotton type may vary for 2XL and 3XL sizes) Learn More

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