You're a bright, caring and honest-to-goodness peach of a person. You know the importance of a balanced diet of cheese and Twinkie wiener sandwiches. You love good television. You love Al.
Make the world know that you're no fool with this handsome portrait of "Weird" Al Yankovic as George Newman in the multiple Oscar-winning film, UHF. Wear it as a shirt, paper your walls at home with prints of it. Whatever you do, don't choose the the box.