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Do Not Autopsy T-Shirt

Longevity T-Shirt

Designed and Sold by waterbearlair

  • Do Not Autopsy
  • Do Not Autopsy

Autopsy is gross. It's also uncomfortable. Plus it can kill you! Cryonicists know how dangerous autopsy can be. Make your wishes known and do what you can to avoid autopsy. Dawn this Do Not Autopsy shirt and support your right to exist as long as you want to.

Color: Navy

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Longevity T-Shirt

Where can I find other longevity designs?
In addition to longevity designs, you can explore the marketplace for transhuman, immortality, and transhumanism designs sold by independent artists.
What material is this item made of?

100% combed ringspun cotton. The perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, cotton type may vary for 2XL and 3XL sizes) Learn More »

What USA ship methods are available?

Standard (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx Air (4-6 Business Days)

Estimates include printing and processing time. More Shipping Info »

What is the Return/Exchange policy?

We want you to love your order! If for any reason you don't, let us know and we’ll make things right. Learn More »