A Skate’s Superiority Complex T-Shirt

Oh don’t worry, I am not a stingray, no one’s going to get hurt, okay? I am a skate fish. Just look at my tail, and if you know the slightest different between me and rays, you’ll know that our tails are shorter and thicker which I think are way more gorgeous than a sting’s. Although I do look like someone flattened me out with a rolling pin but, hey, look at me go with my flappy fins. And my blue color goes perfectly with the color of the deep blue ocean waters. All in all, we are, of course, the superior fish.