Chicago Sucks T-Shirts

Chicago Sucks - Retro Style Typography Design

Chicago - Totally Very Sucks

On July 12, 1979, 48,000 fans packed Chicago’s Comiskey Park for a doubleheader that included a promotion involving blowing up disco records. The event devolved into a fiery riot when crazed rock n' roll fans stormed the field as part of an anti-disco promotional event when a local disc jockey took the field between games to destroy the records listeners had brought. Once the crate of disco records had blown up, the crowd chanting 'DISCO SUCKS' cheered uproariously and began taking the field. From there they began throwing records and cherry bombs, tearing up the field and stadium facilities and otherwise devolving into an all-out riot that ended up with the Chicago PD riot squad being called in.

Milton Friedman was an American economist, and he rules.

Not a fan of the Pack? This is for you.

Let's face it, Chicago-Style Pizza Sucks and it's not even pizza!

Madhouse Podcast fans, let the world know you support the Blackhawks, or Avalanche, or any of the myriad other teams that hate the Red Wings with this awesome, Detroit Sucks design, in the style of the Sega Genesis classic, NHL94.

Experience the bold twist of Malört pride with our T-shirt sporting the iconic Costco logo playfully reimagined. This shirt is a humorous nod to the unique flavor that transcends the ordinary, inviting you to embrace the Costco-sized bitterness of this legendary spirit.

Are you sick of seeing the Patriots win? We know we are. Show the world you care and support Anyone But The Patriots.

Pritzker Sucks the Life and Money Out of Illinois.

Dig this awesome Detroit Sucks designed, inspired by music journalist Lester Bangs (portrayed by Philip Seymour Hoffman in Almost Famous)

For the haters