Dennis Reynolds T-Shirts
Description: I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!
Description: Dennis proudly plays a hateful voice message from Caylee, a pharmacist he recently had a relationship with, telling the gang that he now has her undying love. Dee argues that he has obtained the opposite, so Dennis agrees to explain his system for seducing any woman and earning her undying love: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System.
Description: Stomp! Clap! Stomp! Clap! Stomp! Stomp! Clap! The eagle's born out of thunder. He flies through the night. Don't you mess with his eggs now, or you'll see us fight! Yes we have feathers, but the muscles of men. 'Cuz we're birds of war now, but we're also men! Birds of war!
Description: Chardee MacDennis is all your favorite games rolled into one: Mouse Trap, Chutes and Ladders, Sorry... But it's not exactly like those things. It's also like Boggle, Wheel of Fortune, Risk. It's like those other games too! But more better. And different enough legally. I'm a lawyer EVER HEAR OF OPERATION!!!
