Frageelay T-Shirts

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge!" A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

It's a major award! For cripe's sake!

Honor your favorite Christmas viewing tradition with the fun holiday design. Funny design perfect for kids and adults who love Christmas movies. Grab this design as a birthday gift for your friend or family member who also loves a leg lamp. The design is also great for a Christmas present.

Sketch of famous leg lamp from classic Christmas film.

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Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our funny "Fra-Gee-Lay - Christmas Story - Leg Lamp" tee! This funny t-shirt inspired by the classic Christmas movie features a leg lamp with a soft glow of electric sex and the caption "Fra-Gee-Lay", which everyone knows is Italian for fragile. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this leg lamp tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of Ralphie's charm to your winter outfit. Don't miss out on this funny Xmas tee!

It must be Italian! It's a major award!

The soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. Careful. It's frageelay. It's a major award.

The soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. Careful. It's frageelay.

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

NOT A FINGER!

It’s indescribably beautiful…it reminds me of the Fourth of July!

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

FRAGEELAY Would you look at that! It's a it's a...leg...it's a LAMP!

A box came in recently that said FRA-GEE-LAY (must be italian). It must be that major award I won!

Fra gee lay...It must be Italian!

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge" Sampler! A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

"Fra-gee-lay," that must be Italian. This shirt will help to remind you to plug in your leg lamp in the window. After all, it's a major award!