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I am the lizard king. I can do anything. ~ Jim Morrison

I often say that when you can measure what you are speaking about, and express it in numbers, you know something about it; but when you cannot measure it, when you cannot express it in numbers, your knowledge is of a meager and unsatisfactory kind. ~ Lord Kelvin

He fought because he actually felt safer fighting than running. ~Richard Adams, Watership Down

Peter Gabriel said “Kiss that Frog and you will get your Prince,” but I'd rather have a rocket scientist!

The bird hunting a locust is unaware of the hawk hunting him. ~ Portuguese Proverb

It is better to be looked over than overlooked. ~ Mae West

You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants. ~ Eddie Izzard

The rugged trees are mingling Their flowery sprays in love; The ivy climbs the laurel To clasp the boughs above. ~ William Cullen Bryant

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. ~ Honore De Balzac

In my NCAA wrestling days I dreamt of a hold I called the “Double Tidal Lock” inspired by Earth-Moon Physics. ~ Neil deGrasse Tyson *born in the year of the Dog

Because woman lives so close to our first mother, the Earth, she emanates the strength and harmonious nature of all things. Larry P. Aitken, CHIPPEWA

Expecting the world to be fair to you because you are a good person is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. - Dennis Wholey

Joyful and Nimble, 'bout the size o' a thimble, they bring magic into your life!

Clannish Warrior Culture meets Tribal Warrior Culture and they understood each other!

A Positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. ~ Herm Albright

I wonder what the king is wishing tonight. He's wishing he were in Scotland fishing tonight! ~I Wonder What the King is Doing Tonight/Camelot

Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader. ~Christopher Titus, who was born under the sign of Libra

What would a racist call werewolves? Wargs? She kind of liked that one, but suspected that racist bastards didn't read Tolkien. ~ Patricia Briggs, Fair Gam

I just think we’re living in a time of massive, amazing change, like the Industrial Revolution on acid. ~ Kelly Lynch 

Clannish Warrior Culture meets Tribal Warrior Culture and they understood each other!

Yule Gibbons, anyone?

There's no need to curse God if you're an ugly duckling. He chooses those strong enough to endure it so that they can guide others who've felt the same. ~Criss Jami, Killosophy

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.. ~Eddie Izzard, who was born under the sign of Aquarius

May the sun shine all day long, everything go right and nothing wrong. May those you love bring love back to you, and may all the wishes you wish come true! ~ Irish Blessing

There were some bad plot holes, some logical inconsistencies, pacing problems, and not nearly enough lesbian unicorns. ~  Patrick Rothfuss

Two Hearts, One Love, No Regrets!

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. ~ Rabindranath Tagore

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun. ~Kathy Griffin, who was born under the sign of Scorpio

I may not be a lion, but I am lions cub and I have lion's heart. ~ Elizabeth I

Memory is the treasury and guardian of all things. ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. ~Abraham Lincoln

Be like the thistle,O my soul, Heedless o'praise and quick to take affront. ~ Grieve A Drunk Man Looks at the Thistle, l.1709^10.

Have a horse of your own and then you may borrow another's. ~ Welsh Proverb

Loyalty. Is it something only dogs know? When I think of it, I wonder if I would rather have it than love. Whereas love is often an over-used word and an unpredictable feeling, the other is nothing but dependability. ~ Donna Lynn Hope

This image was conceived by Susi Matthews, who has played Queen Elizabeth at the KC Ren Faire.  She described her idea thus, "The concept being that I've immolated/rebuilt too many times and while I love the idea of transformation and rebirth, I really would like to just enjoy beauty for awhile.

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor. ~ Sholom Aleichem