Mortimer T-Shirts

Description: Bob Mortimer

Description: Bob Mortimer - Shhhh, Just Magic

Description: My unique illustration of Bob Mortimer's "Lie" on the TV show Would I Lie To You. It shows Bob Mortimer in the bath with a floating egg added by Chris Rea.

Description: We Do Beg Your Pardon, But We Are In Your Garden. A childhood game 'Theft and Shrubbery' played by comedic genius Bob Mortimer, the English national treasure and his mates including Gary Cheesman, as hilariously told on panel show Would I Lie To You (WILTY).

Description: as seen on @poorlydrawntm (twitter & instagram)

Description: My illustration of the singing duo Mulligan and O'Hare. Famous for singing about "Rose", "Gerard Depardieu" and "Hot Dogs for Sale" to name but a few. Characters created by Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer and featured in the 90s series "The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer". Enjoy.

Description: Who mailed away for a Mortimer Marker?

Description: The perfect gift for any investor, broker, trader, banker, yuppie, SNL fan, hustler, and/or frozen orange juice market maker. Est. 1983 Philadelphia, PA

Description: You Are, As Always A Sullen Puffin. Bob Mortimer, the comedic genius behind Train Guy artfully skewers the self-important business commuter, loudly spouting pretentious business jargon gibberish to all and sundry within earshot. Hilario!

Description: Cornering the market on frozen orange juice since money was invented. Philadelphia

Description: A fanart of the driver of Shadow.

Description: Welcome to the official (and totally unofficial) Bob Mortimer Fan Club. Whether you're a day-one fan or recently obsessed, this design lets everyone know where your loyalty lies. Ideal for binge-watching, scrolling memes, or dramatic sighs about how underrated they are. This is the ultimate must-have for anyone who loves Bob! wear it loud, proud, and maybe slightly ironically. Available on tees, hoodies, totes, stickers and more. A perfect gift for pop culture lovers and niche internet friends alike.

Description: Time to grab your crayons and your pencils!

Description: Celebrate the wonderfully absurd British humor of Taskmaster with Bob Mortimer’s unforgettable line from Series 5, Episode 5: “Have you ever seen or eaten a wind-dried puffin?” This tee is perfect for fans of Taskmaster, Bob Mortimer, and anyone who loves delightfully ridiculous comedy. Wear it to binge-watch sessions, game nights, or just to confuse strangers with your impeccable taste in puffin lore. A must-have collectible for Taskmaster superfans, absurd humor enthusiasts, and lovers of chaotic, legendary quotes.

Description: Bob-Mortimer

Description: Own a piece of cinematic history with this Mortimer Duke one dollar bill. A tangible memento inspired by the iconic Trading Places movie, it's perfect for collectors and movie enthusiasts alike.

Description: Look At You With Your Snack Pot Complexion. Bob Mortimer, the comedic genius behind Train Guy artfully skewers the self-important business commuter, loudly spouting pretentious business jargon gibberish to all and sundry within earshot. Hilario!

Description: Welcome to the official (and totally unofficial) Bob Mortimer Fan Club. Whether you're a day-one fan or recently obsessed, this design lets everyone know where your loyalty lies. Ideal for binge-watching, scrolling memes, or dramatic sighs about how underrated they are. This is the ultimate must-have for anyone who loves Bob! wear it loud, proud, and maybe slightly ironically. Available on tees, hoodies, totes, stickers and more. A perfect gift for pop culture lovers and niche internet friends alike.

Description: Cornering the market on frozen orange juice since money was invented. Philadelphia

Description: The go-to questions

Description: Yeah, I Know, I Know, I Know, I Know. Bob Mortimer, the comedic genius behind Train Guy artfully skewers the self-important business commuter, loudly spouting pretentious business jargon gibberish to all and sundry within earshot. Hilario!

Description: Trading Places Funny Retro

Description: Winthorpe and Valentine. Philly legends.

Description: Have A Campachoochoo on Me. Bob Mortimer, the comedic genius behind Train Guy artfully skewers the self-important business commuter, loudly spouting pretentious business jargon gibberish to all and sundry within earshot. Hilario!

Description: Winthorpe and Valentine. Philly legends.

Description: Hilario. Bob Mortimer, the comedic genius behind Train Guy artfully skewers the self-important business commuter, loudly spouting pretentious business jargon gibberish to all and sundry within earshot. Hilario!

Description: Funny Mugshot pattern of the Real Housewives of NYC who has been arrested and had a mugshot taken. Made with love for all the ladies.

Description: The perfect gift for any investor, broker, trader, banker, yuppie, SNL fan, hustler, and/or frozen orange juice market maker. Est. 1983 Philadelphia, PA

Description: It's Like A ROFL Brothel In Here. Bob Mortimer, the comedic genius behind Train Guy artfully skewers the self-important business commuter, loudly spouting pretentious business jargon gibberish to all and sundry within earshot. Hilario!

Description: Inspired by the fictional Duke And Duke commodities brokerage company featured in the 1983 film.

Description: If it takes place during Christmas, it's a Christmas movie.

Description: Picture Pages Mortimer Ichabod - (Odd_Loom)

Description: 'Where life had no value, death, sometimes had its price. That is why the bounty killers appeared.' For a Few Dollars More.

Description: Happydale

Description: Inspired by Frank Capra's dark comedy, the Arsenic and Old Lace Design features Cary Grant in his leading role as Mortimer Brewster. Adapted from the stage play by Joseph Kesselring, the film also featured Raymond Massey, Priscilla Lane and Peter Lorre.

Description: Picture Pages Mortimer Ichabod - (Odd_Loom)