Pessimism T-Shirts

Emil Cioran portrait and quote: Chaos is rejecting all you have learned, chaos is being yourself.

With all that ambushed us in 2020 who would trust 2021?

Your Mother Sucks Cocks In Hell

When in doubt, follow the advice of an astronaut's skeleton.

Could be worse - Funny but also sad t shirt design. smiley is crying and is painfully optimistic about what's to come. Whatever it is you are going through - remember, it can always get worse. Design that makes you think and conveys a point.

Could be worse - Funny but also sad t shirt design. smiley is crying and is painfully optimistic about what's to come. Whatever it is you are going through - remember, it can always get worse. Design that makes you think and conveys a point.

Cheer Up, Goth - Funny/Dark Humour Tee

You know what sucks more than life? me. Explore LONE MAVERICK for more witty, naughty, sarcastic, pessimistic, typographic apparel. For overthinkers, introverts, pessimists. For motivation.

††† MAKE AMERICA SUCK AGAIN †††

Emil Cioran portrait and quote: Write books only if you are going to say in them the things you would never dare confide to anyone.

It’s true! Everyone you know is going to die! Death comes for us all! Featuring beautiful script calligraphy and a sweet motif of hearts, this item is perfect for every nihilistic pessimist out there!

It's a simplistic design for people who keep going despite having low energy.

That is all folks!

This Will End In Tears ††† As Everything Always Does

Make a statement with our design featuring the thought-provoking phrase, 'In the Dust of this Planet.' This catchy design is the perfect way to add a touch of introspection to your everyday look.

I have no time for your negative booshit!

Emil Cioran portrait and quote: In every man sleeps a prophet, and when he wakes there is a little more evil in the world.

Go ahead, change my mind. I dare you.

Emil Cioran portrait and quote: Tears do not burn except in solitude.

Realist, minimal, cool quote

« Negativity will kill you faster than any disease » is a phrase that suggests that negative emotions and thoughts can have a more harmful impact on a person’s health than physical illnesses.

That Sounds Like A You Problem

That Sounds Like A You Problem

I Exist Without My Consent

Arthur Schopenhauer (22 February 1788 – 21 September 1860) was a German philosopher. He is best known for his 1818 work The World as Will and Representation, in which he characterizes the phenomenal world, and consequently all human action, as the product of a blind, insatiable, and malignant metaphysical will. Proceeding from the transcendental idealism of Immanuel Kant, Schopenhauer developed an atheistic metaphysical and ethical system that has been described as an exemplary manifestation of philosophical pessimism, rejecting the contemporaneous post-Kantian philosophies of German idealism. Schopenhauer was among the first thinkers in Western philosophy to share and affirm significant tenets of Eastern philosophy (e.g., asceticism, th...

Arthur Schopenhauer (22 February 1788 – 21 September 1860) was a German philosopher. He is best known for his 1818 work The World as Will and Representation, in which he characterizes the phenomenal world, and consequently all human action, as the product of a blind, insatiable, and malignant metaphysical will. Proceeding from the transcendental idealism of Immanuel Kant, Schopenhauer developed an atheistic metaphysical and ethical system that has been described as an exemplary manifestation of philosophical pessimism, rejecting the contemporaneous post-Kantian philosophies of German idealism. Schopenhauer was among the first thinkers in Western philosophy to share and affirm significant tenets of Eastern philosophy (e.g., asceticism, th...

Life is just a prolonged kick to the balls - pessimistic, yet accurate outlook on the "situation" (meaning, life). Be a Debby downer because it is what it is.

AND EVERYTHING DIES

I mean what else could explain all these bugs?

Glass half empty person

nothing matters therefore everything does

nothing matters therefore everything does

Ever feel like all you're hard work goes unappreciated? Well now you can show your frustration with this universal symbol of futility!

Beware False Prophets

A humorous design warning of the dangers of artificial intelligence. We need a hero to avoid Armageddon or AImageddon if you prefer.

Let's Die Together - Nihilist Romance