Poisoning T-Shirts

WANTED Dead or Alive

Poor Ralph. Struck blind.

Emoji Poisoning

Text says "I Got Mood Poisoning Must Have Been Something I Hate"

Warning: Mako Poisoning. Exposure may induce hallucinations, amnesia and mass murder.

Protest against the tyranny of the most reckless dictator of the world Vladimir Putin. Protest the poisoning and arrests of opposition leaders and members.

Iron Poisoning

The Chemtrails are slowly killing you but the show must go on!

Punishment made me go blind

Protest against the tyranny of the most reckless dictator of the world Vladimir Putin. Protest the poisoning and arrests of opposition leaders and members.

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XASTHUR SUBLIMINAL GENOCIDE.

Chemtrails Geoengineering

I Got Mood Poisoning. Must be something I Hate.

You'd better watch out. Mercury is poisoning your drink. What an evil little planet.

I am poison ivy but would you be my friend?

Drink deep.

Design for Threadless's CMYK contest. CMYK poisoning of the bones.

Add a touch of dark humor to your wardrobe with this funny t-shirt featuring the slogan 'Recent studies have shown most attackers die from lead poisoning.' Stand out with this witty and eye-catching design!

William Shakespeare quote, Hamlet IV.vii.161

I Got Mood Poisoning, Must be something I hate!

Poison jar, eye illustration

My Casual Drinking is your Alcohol Poisoning

A funny mood sarcastic sayings humor on being moody and grumpy, turning the words 'food poisoning' to 'mood poisoning', perfect for those who loves funny sarcastic sayings humor on their shirts and stuff.

A funny mood sarcastic sayings humor on being moody and grumpy, turning the words 'food poisoning' to 'mood poisoning', perfect for those who loves funny sarcastic sayings humor on their shirts and stuff.

The chemtrail conspiracy theory is based on a belief that there is a secretly organised spraying of the population with mysterious substances left in the sky by high-flying aircraft. One of these ideas is that clouds are being seeded with electrically conductive materials as part of a massive electromagnetic superweapons program based around the High-Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP).

Addicted to caffeine? Let the world know!

Boomers have lead poisoning

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Can’t beat the smell of poison in the morning

Iron poisoning & 45 lbs plates

It's possible to give your houseplant alcohol poisoning. Don't ask me how I know. Ok, let me tell you a secret. I once water my calathea 'white star' with isopropanol alcohol, don't tell anyone...

It's possible to give your houseplant alcohol poisoning. Don't ask me how I know. Ok, let me tell you a secret. I once water my calathea 'white star' with isopropanol alcohol, don't tell anyone...

Perfect gift for yourself, friends or family members who may be suffering from tummy ache due to various conditions such as IBS or IBD. Show them you care and make them feel seen, heard and validated with this present!

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