Private Eye T-Shirts

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Unleash your inner '80s nostalgia with the "Blue Moon Investigations" T-shirt, inspired by the iconic duo from the classic comedy "Moonlighting." With text in vibrant royal blue, this tee features a retro Blue Moon Investigations logo on the front, a stylish nod to the witty banter and romantic tension that made Maddie Hayes and David Addison unforgettable. Whether you're a die-hard fan or just love a touch of '80s flair, this T-shirt is a must-have for those who appreciate the timeless charm of one of television's most beloved detective pairs. Grab yours now and relive the magic of "Moonlighting" in style!

Okinawa's finest private investigator in this first issue of 1985.

William Conrad Cannon Tribute

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When you need to keep track of the naughty and the nice, call Elf Eye Private I's

The J. J. Gittes design is inspired by the Jack Nicholson character in the films Chinatown and The Two Jakes. Gittes is a Los Angeles Private Eye in the vein of Philip Marlowe and Sam Spade, specialising in sleazy divorce work. Nicholson first appeared as Gittes in Roman Polanski's classic Chinatown, considered by many one of the best films of the Seventies.

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Raymond Chandler's Classic...The picture they were born for!

Dennis Temple, actor and private eye, is the most hated man in the movie business (since he often plays the bad guy). He has a blonde actress fiancee named Rita Wilson, who is far more popular than he is. Dennis is secretly the crime fighter known as the Menace, but Rita does not know of his dual life. The Menace has no super powers but is a skilled fighter; plus, he uses a variety of gadgets in his war against crime.

Unleash the mystery with our 'Detective Wolf' print, featuring a sharply-dressed wolf in classic detective attire. With a piercing gaze, this wolf sleuth is set against a golden emblem, evoking the thrilling essence of noir detective stories. Perfect for animal lovers and mystery enthusiasts alike, this print combines wild instincts with investigative prowess.

Introducing the InvestiGator: He takes more than a bite out of crime, this gumshoe drags crime kicking and screaming into the bayou and swallows it whole.

Penny and Fennlock on an adventure

Offering up confidential investigations, courteous service, and reasonable rates are nothing new to a good private eye.

Everything I've Ever Told You Is A Lie. Including That.' The Peter Cook design celebrates the distinguished career of the actor, satirist, writer and comedian. Peter Cook, along with his longtime comedic partner Dudley Moore, was one of the leading lights of British Comedy from the 60's through to his death in 1995.

Agent ZX-5 was one of the top US spies. He answered to his superior Major Jason, who gave ZX-5 missions around the world fighting the Axis powers during WWII. He would continually come into conflict with foreign spies such as Madame Terror. After the war, he goes on to become a private eye. He was known for his charm and carried a trick cane with numerous buttons each with a different function such as one for tear gas.

Titan was a private investigator and defender of American freedom, who fought against oppressive forces whether they were ordinary crooks or foreign agents.

A vintage-inspired design of a monster as a private detective. This private eye is literally badass and totally has one eye.

Inspired by all things noir, welcome to the dark delights of the Hardboiled Wonderland where all the dames are to die for, all the cops are crooked and all the eyes are private. The Hardboiled Wonderland design celebrates all that is great about those old pulp fiction tales and dime novels.

Penny and Fennlock on an adventure

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From the Archie Lemons series of books!

The case is cracked with this detective-in-training tee! Featuring a determined inspector frog, complete with a magnifying glass and detective hat, this shirt is perfect for anyone who loves mysteries and amphibian adventures. Made with comfortable fabric, it's ideal for solving everyday problems, channeling your inner detective, or just adding a touch of fun to your outfit.

Artist's rendition of a fingerprint by John Snipes.

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Alfred Burke - Public Eye Tribute.

Go Pirates!

Altman's 70s riff on the classic private eye.

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Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall Old Hollywood couple design

Mickey Spillane (1918-2006) was an American crime novelist whose work is at the top of the genre. Of all the private aye characters, Spillane's heroes are probably the toughest. His novels have sold in over 225 million copies worldwide.

During the great depression, an oil company executive loses his job. He is 44, and he suddenly decides he wants to be a writer. Soon, he publishes detective novel The Big Sleep. Then come other classics, like "Farewell, My Lovely".As you know, this man was Raymond Chandler.