Giles (breathless), "S-Spike!" Willow (to Spike), "What are you doing!? Help him!"
Spike watches coolly as the Vamp lights on fire. SPIKE casually produces his LIGHTER, lights a cigarette and says, "I did."
The Vamp implodes while Giles (very annoyed), says, "You might have let me in on your plan while he throttled me."
Spike replies with, "Oooh. Poor watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? "Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."