All Dads Are Created Equal But Only The Finest Raise Nurses Tank Tops
As a new father and a member of the Dads of Destiny clan, I wanted to give my fellow fathers a chance to show their support for this group and have a shirt they can wear while gaming that can withstand all the bodily fluids we as dads get on us.
Tags: destinythegame, bungie, new-monarchy, warlock, titan
After a piece of gutter ice crashes through Todd and Margo's window and melts into the floor, Margo asks her husband, "And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?" His reply "I don't know, Margo!" is available on a matching shirt found here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/2069176-i-dont-know-margo
Tags: clark-griswold, christmas-vacation-todd-and-margo, margo-chester, todd-chester, griswold-family-christmas
The #RaiseTheCat movement began with @GipperGrove simply asking - nay, demanding - that Ben Simmons put his cat on his head every chance he got. It turned into a celebration of basketball, the Process, and our feline friends. With every purchase, OptionaliTEES donates to Philly PAWS. Over $3,500 raised so far for the cats!
Tags: nba, philadelphia, cats
I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: funny, sparkle, stars, gay, rainbow
In the realm of Middle-Earth, things are rarely exactly what they seem. Power is hidden in the smallest of things, a wanderer of the land is the King of Men, and a small bit of bread is enough to fill you for days - unless you're a Hobbit, of course.
Tags: lotr, not-all-who-wander-are-lost, quote, jrr-tolkien, tolkien