Cheap Ass Halloween Costume Tank Tops
Captain Spaulding’s Pigs is Beautiful t-shirt sure turned some heads when the police paid him a visit in the movie House of 1000 Corpses. Now you can turn some heads of your own or wear it as part of your next Captain Spaulding costume.
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What's the matter don't you like clowns? Get your retro pop art version of Captain Spaulding before it is too late. Goes well with a Murder Ride or Fried Chicken and Gasoline.
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May 29, 1995 HUNTSVILLE, AL - Starting from the torch monument in Downtown Huntsville, runners strutted south along Highway 431 with the goal of reaching Guntersville without ever needing to walk. Unfortunately, many did not succeed. "It really didn't seem that far," said one participant who fell short of her goal by 8 miles. "I was able to strut at a good pace for the first 15 or 20 miles but by the time I reached New Hope it was a different story. I was half dead! I couldn't run anymore. I experienced a shortness of breath and my movements were reduced to a sulking stagger." Channel 19 News field reporter Jamey Tucker caught up with another participant as he was leaving in his Mercedes-Benz. "I had just gotten off work on Redstone Arsenal and I wanted to run...I wanted to run! It was supposed to be good but the guy that was walking right behind us to see how far we could run had the last laugh. We were so goddamned f***ing tired we could hard hold ass up."
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Get your humor mode on with this awesome quote that reads "Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins" in English text with an elf hat & curly elf shoes on the bottom. If you freaking love movies, funny English quotes, phrases, sayings or sarcasm this tee is for you! Guaranteed to turn heads, this tshirt makes a great gag gift to your best friends or to wear for yourself. Comfortable & stylish to wear during any occasion, parties, events, bars, family gatherings & back to school! This will be the best birthday gift idea for your friends or family who are looking for something casual, sarcastic, lovely, hilarious, humorous, classic, fun, fashionable, stunning or trendy shirts to wear this jolly Christmas season. The welcome home gift they will love for this xmas holiday! You'll get so many compliments & happy smiles that this will be the perfect ice breaker at family gatherings! Grab this comfortable shirt & add it to your winter wardrobe collection of awesomeness!
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