Funny Seinfeld Tank Tops

I WAS IN THE POOL

We don't care...and it shows.

Simple typography designs for every one that loves new cool retro and vintage designs. Its made for t-shirts, but if you like it on any other products that's cool too. Take one moment and check out my other works, funny jokes, song lyrics, inspirational and motivational quotes and sayings.

Festivus cannot go forward without the airing of grievances.

For when you're friends sit out in the sun and you look at them like food.

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This fashionable design is sure to make a statement and put a smile on everyone's face! Combining elements of humor, intelligence, and elegance, this design is sure to turn heads and give onlookers a good laugh. With its sarcastic composition and humorous twist, this design is the perfect way to add a bit of fun to your wardrobe!

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Man Hands! A seinfeld classic.

Well?

Hi, I'm Unemployed and I Live With My Parents. Be like George Costanza in "The Opposite". Alternatively you could buy this for you kids because technically it's true.

"Think Out Of The Box" Simple Inspirational quotes very suitable for building enthusiasm

Helloooooo, funny quote t-shirt seinfeld

A quick design.

Hey ... Stop Short! You're damn right it's a good move! Classic Seinfeld.

Anarchy in New York

Insanity later. Perfect gift for a comedian, musical soul, movie buff, channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.

Walter Sobchak - A world of pain (Colour)

The quote mashup no one (everyone?) asked for.

I can't spare a square! When Elaine needs just a couple squares of toilet paper she asks under the stall. But her stall neighbor will not share!

He's known by many names... Heads-o, the De-Nogginizer, Son of Dad... he lurks in the shadows... LOPPER!

IT'S GO TIME! Retro Izzy Mandelbaum Quote Tribute

This is inspired by the Seinfeld TV show logo but more Science-y.

Some people need to spend hours in the gym to really feel the benefits of working out, but not Frank Costanza. He only needs a few reps with a dumbbell. Maybe your like Frank and working out with a dumbbell makes you feel vigorous and if so then this is your shirt. Let 'em know you worked out and that you are feeling it!

This Shirt was inspired by the retirement community Seinfeld TV Show, Show your love for the Del Boca Vista condos.

Just for the record, they were so on a break.

The famous line that Kramer practiced incessantly on Seinfeld is now an attractive and funny t-shirt.

We don't care and it shows!

No Soup for You Quote

Why does it need to be a pine tree? Decorated Christmas cactus is as good as pine tree for your holiday ambient. Saying 'Another Babka', a quote from Seinfeld.

For those that are a fan for the fictional restaurant Monk's Cafe.

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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Are you needing a last minute Christmas or Festivus gift? How bout a donation in the name of your friend or loved one to the Human Fund! The Human Fund provides money for people. That's as clear as we're willing to be. It has a certain understated stupidity.

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