You want to be the very best? Like no one ever was? Now you can, when you walk into your gym wearing this brand new Pokemon Go-themed T-Shirt! The Pokemon shirt to end all Pokemon shirts, you can impress and intimate everyone who's either just starting to play the popular Pokemon Go mobile app, or the unfortunate trainer who's brave (or dumb) enough to challenge for your home turf! Whether you're on Team Valor, Team Mystic, or Team Instinct, you will make them look good with your new shirt!
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Some Cat (At) psychologists have suggested thatwhat they're giving to you isn't so much a gift as it is doing your hunting for you. He doesn't think you can catch that rebel scum by yourself. (An update to an old piece, with a more film accurate ship).
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I have nothing, but this story....One cloudy rainy day, a young man decided he wanted to be creative. He sat at his computer tinkering away in Photoshop. You could almost hear his heart pounding among the mouse clicks and keystrokes. Then once his "work" was complete he sat back and said...."Woah not bad." And thus was born what you see before you. Bask in its glory and know that you are truly living in amazing times. Stay creative my friends.
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If your friends know that you like to read, somebody's going to try to tell you that you should read this piece of junk. It's not a good book. It's a delivery mechanism for 1980's pop-culture references that only exists to give readers a nostalgic feeling for older, better, things. Pre-empt that bullshit right now by wearing one of these shirts every single day of your life.
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