Heptapod Language Tank Tops
Do aliens swear? You bet they do! Even if it’s ink floating in the air - they swear! Here’s a VivaChas interpretation of a heptapod cussing! This is such a rare occurrence that you may be one of the few to share the event with others! Get this Tee or any of the other stuff demonstrating Alien Swearing! ~;0) VivaChas!
Tags: swear, swearing, alien, heptapod, vivachas
Yeah I'm wearing this Heptapod Human Being Tee Right Now! - Everybody loves it! Want to know where I got it! - How Bout that! Drew this up from scratch - took hours - makes it even more special! Share it with your pals! ~;0) VivaChas!
Tags: human, being, universal, language, aliens
Get ready for the Great American Solar Eclipse with this Heptapod shirt! This design imitates the "diamond ring" effect sometimes observed on solar eclipses, with a Heptapod logogram taking the place of the light from the sun. (This particular logogram is the word for "life," according to my sources)
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There were a lot of weird things in the Victorian era, but floriology has got to be one of its most eccentric quirks. I've always been intrigued by dictionaries called The Language of Flowers. These books showed cryptic ways to send messages to your lover. But why stop at saying things like "my affections are pure" or "I will be faithful and true"? I think it would be a lot more helpful to have a subtle way to express "stop leaving your underwear on my floor" or "you're being clingy, dude".