Mortals Tank Tops
Black girls will rule the world by sundown. Prepare an offering of coconut oil, shea butter, black soap and $250, wrapped in a decorative satin cloth. Beware, the over abundance of glory exuded by this reformation will stun and bewilder mortals. All mortals are advised to carry a pair of high strength sunglasses.
This is The Haunted Mansion from Disneyland’s California. A picture of the house exterior along with the words: "Welcome Foolish Mortals" PLEASE NOTE: This is a small "pocket" size version, I have a much bigger version available as well.
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This is part of the Ghost Host speech from Disneyland's The Haunted Mansion in California. It reads: When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls; Whenever candlelights flicker where the air is deathly still - that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight! Welcome foolish mortals"
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