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I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: funny, sparkle, stars, gay, rainbow
You know how the government says that you'll get cavities if you each too much sugar? THEY'RE LYING TO YOU, MAN! See man...you don't get cavities...you turn...INTO CANDY! The candy companies and the government are workin' together to make infinite candy, man! CANDY ISN'T SUGAR, IT'S PEOPLE! STOP EATING CANDY BEFORE IT'S TOO LA-
Tags: candyland, sweets, candies, ice-cream, dessert