Most Turbo Tank Tops
I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: funny, sparkle, stars, gay, rainbow
Turbo is a red squirrel, who is rarely still unless she's eating. She's currently on the hunt for a new cache to raid as she's already gone through both hers and yours! If you see an reddish-brown pixel blur running past you, it's probably Turbo. 8 bit style character art of a red squirrel created in Illustrator.
Tags: art, retro, squirrel, geek, 8-bit