National Lampoon Tank Tops

Design is inspired from the vintage 1983 movie, "National Lampoon's Vacation". Design elements include, "This Is No Longer A Vacation, It's A Quest For Fun" and an illustration of the "Wagon Queen Family Truckster", which was actually a modified 1979 Ford LTD Country Squire.

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Merry Christmas from the Griswolds!

Everyone knows the Neck's the best part.

Clark Griswold, wanting to spend more time with his wife Ellen and children Rusty and Audrey, decides to lead the family on a cross-country expedition from the Chicago suburbs to the southern California amusement park Walley World, billed as "America's Favorite Family Fun Park". Ellen wants to fly, but Clark insists on driving, so he can bond with his family. He has ordered a new car in preparation for the trip, but the dealer claims that it will not be ready for six weeks. Clark is forced to buy the "Wagon Queen Family Truckster", an ugly, oversized station wagon, after the car he brought to trade in has been hauled away and crushed.

National Lampoon Christmas Vacation Quotes

The best place to travel thousands of miles to find it is closed.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Clark Griswold Hallelujah Tylenol

Make your way down the holiday road and the way to your favorite theme park.

Vacation Walley World

Walley World is the greatest family vacation destination and this shirt will prove it to all your friends!! Theme park fun for everyone! You'll look as loose as Walley Moose in this fresh design. Buy one for the whole family then off to the greatest place that NEVER CLOSES! This retro 1983 shirt design looks authentic and fits amazing! Buy 10 today!

Clark's a hospitable guy. He's taking the surprise arrival of Ellen's relatives in stride. But he's only human. And Eddie would test the patience of even the best of people. So he can't help it if he lets slide a little quip here in there at the expense of him. It's all in good fun. Now, let's have some eggnog!

Merry Christmas Shitter's Full Cousin Eddie National Lampoon

"You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it." Still one of my favorite movies, and the car dealership scene is probably the best scene.

Walley World

The best place to go to win a European vacation.

Last minute gift ideas!

Make your European Vacation fantasy a reality, and let go of the full leather suit in the process. This is Rusty's dream logo from the third Vacation movie and now you can wear it emblazoned on your own stuff. The Next Reel Film Podcast covered this film as a part of their 80s comedies of Amy Heckerling and Martha Coolidge series.

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Enjoy

Walley World - Sorry Folks, Park’s Closed // BW Halftone Style

Clark's a hospitable guy. He's taking the surprise arrival of Ellen's relatives in stride. But he's only human. And Eddie would test the patience of even the best of people. So he can't help it if he lets slide a little quip here in there at the expense of him. It's all in good fun. Now, let's have some eggnog! This is a refreshed take on an already awesome design. New for the 2020 season!

It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year!

Replica of the shirt worn by John Belushi in National Lampoon's Animal House.

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Clark Griswold Christmas Vacation National Lampoon Walley World

Vacation

Inspired by the National Lampoons movie, this is the fictional car that the Griswold's drive.

Retro You About Ready to Do

MARGO: "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!" TODD: "I DON'T KNOW, MARGO!" — Just one of countless hilarious moments in the 1989, Chevy Chase classic comedy, Christmas Vacation. Snag this fun design that pays tribute to a movie we all love, and share a laugh with friends and family!

I DON'T KNOW MARGO.