Nerd Tank Tops

Easy halloween costume

Steminist

inspired by movies

FTK. All Day.

A stylish depiction of floating city of Columbia from everyone's favorite game about alternate histories and American exceptionalism. If you look closely you just might see the goddess for which the city was named, floating high above the ground, reaching for the heavens.

Alien - LV-426. Inspired by the Nostromo's flight computer display during the descent to planetoid LV-426 in "Alien" (1979)!

art (c) sam segal enderman (c) mojang

This t-shirt is perfect for those who are fans of retro technology and want to show their love for old school computers. It's great to wear to tech events, conferences, vintage computer enthusiast gatherings, or just casual everyday wear.

Perfect gift.

If my book is open your mouth should be shut. Sometimes you just need to lay on the couch and read for a couple of years. Are you a book lover, a reader, and a constant learner? Then this design is definitely for you, book nerds are the future bosses and leaders so be proud to be one.

For the grammar enthusiast, teacher, word nerd, etc. they're ≠ their ≠ there

Proclaim your allegiance to Louisa May Alcott's Fab Four (apologies to Mrs. March) with a Little Women ampersand tee! Whether you're a Jo or a Meg who thinks she's a Jo, this shirt's for you.

James Joyce's Ulysses

Got Plays?

How an actor and stage manager often have trouble communicating, and a great gift for both! Funny for amateurs, students, and any professional in theatre or the performing arts

back to school

Mr. Biscuits got new glasses! After acquiring a new pair of spectacles, Mr. Biscuits felt refined enough to indulge in the most luxurious cheeses money could buy.

Cute Summer Sunshine T-Shirt - great for summer, sunshine, summer vacation and holiday lovers

This shirt is a DevOps shirt and it says Automate All The Things. Buy one for yourself or gift it to your DevOps friend.

a more SAVAGE version of the original Nerds candy character

I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt was designed by graphic designer Nick Fauble and is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Word nerd design with typewriter keys. Perfect gift for writers, readers, and all lovers of words.

I'm not a nerd, i'm just smarter than you

only for the most dedicated bolas worshippers

The T-800 shows you his bad side on this cool graphic t-shirt.

I Think You're Overreacting Funny Nerdy Chemistry Jokes Funny Sayings by Aneisha. Perfect funny sayings gift for Chemistry Nerd, for Science Students, Teachers, and Professors. Funny outfit to wear to when your boyfriend or girlfriend starts to get really upset or nervous. Try to calm him or her down with this fun outfit.

inspired by tv shows

These designs are part of the D&D Minimalism series, a fun tribute to my nerdy roots. Each design depicts an aspect of Dungeons & Dragons with simple, clean lines. They are the tools for adventure.

I'm a Bookworm, Not Because I Don't Have A Life, But Because I Choose To Have Many! This bookworm, book lover novelty gift features a weathered, distressed, vintage typewriter typography in small print. Funny bookworm and book lover humor.

Silly. Cows can't do math.

For those that excel at Excel. Perfect for those always giving support to others when it comes to spreadsheets.

The Off-world colonies are corporate-owned space settlements on other planets, for which millions of people have abandoned their overpopulated and polluted homeworld, Earth. Movie: Blade Runner.

The old Drama Book Shop club card. Buy 10 plays Get 1 free.

Purrfectly cozy!