Oven Gloves Tank Tops
Early in the year 2012, the ancient Lost Oven Mitt of Atlantis was found at a flea market. However fantastic, the tales of its magic function turned out to be true. The wearer of the oven mitt is transformed into a mystical machine of imagination.
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When you really wanna lay bare-knuckle beating on some chump, but your weak and slender human hands just aren't fit for the task, there's only one solution: GORILLA GLOVES!! Paste a primate-powered punch across that punk's puss and he'll pester you no more!
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From the Pie Group called Pizzaz With Attitudes When I'm called up I got a sent off Top it with Mozzerella and bacon and get hauled off You too boy if ya call after 11:15 The customers are gonna hafta come and get me Delicious and hot that's how I'm goin out For the hungry pizza eaters that's showin out Stomachs start to mumble, they gonna rumble Mix em and cook em in a pan with gumbo Goin off on a pizza baker like that with a grandma slice that's pointed at yo mouth So give it up smooth Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a cheddar jack move Here's a Pizza rap to keep yo dancin with a delivery record like Ted Danson Pizza Cutter is the tool Don't make me act the pizza baking fool Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe I'm makin' pizzas by tha box, daily yo weekly, monthly and yearly until them hungry pizza eaters see clearly that I'm down with the capital E-A-T Boy you can't bake with me So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better call Coz Pizza Cube is baking a pie As I leave, believe I'm chompin but when I come back, this pizza's comin' straight outta the oven!
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