Baby Humor Tapestries

Having kids is great, but it doesn't come without its sacrifices. One of the biggest sacrifices when you bring home a newborn baby is sleep. Sleeping is something that we all take for granted until we have children, but for kids, especially babies, sleep is optional.

As babies start growing and developing, you do your best to teach them right from wrong. However, babies are smart, and they know that while they're young, they can get away with anything. If you're a newborn, or even a toddler, you can do no wrong.

My take on the first Christmas. Hooray for herbivores!

uncle baby billy

ice ice baby!

Celebrate family...

Dr. Leo Marvin!

Whatever happened to Baby Jane, Sisters, Bette Davis, Joan Crawford Inspired Illustration

Retro Uncle Baby Billy

It's uncomfortable for Groot to stand on your shoulder all day long, so we made a comfortable pocket for him.

If you think being pregnant is hard, try being a baby inside a woman's belly for up to nine months. After the long, long wait, can you blame them for wanting to get out of there?

I Used To Be a Piece of Shit

It's just a little baby Ogre... yes it is!

This President its a baby

an exasperated infant

My version of Baby Groot

I'm boring baby all I do is make money and come home

No wire hangers!

If the wise men used GPS text with three wise men using hand held GPS units to find the baby Jesus and the text, "where are you going? It's this one. I'm within 2 feet right here" while ignoring the guiding star for guidance is a humorous gift design to tickle the funny bone of geocachers and anyone who relies on GPS for travel.

She's got Bette Davis eyes

Cool 80s nostalgia tee

What is cuter than a baby dinosaur? That's right, nothing.

A line drawing of a heart framing a cute baby chick. Be her first valentine.

The 'I'M PROOF MUM & DAD DID A GOOD JOB' design is a perfect gift for new parents. Check out our store for more interesting stuff!

A parody inspired by the TV show "Dinosaurs." I hope you like it! :)

scarecrow

Cry Baby

All Of Them Witches, by J.R. Hanslet is a book of witchcraft that contains basic notions on the dark arts. However, this edition has been sanitized ... the pages are blank, but feel free to fill them with your own unholy scripture, blasphemous musings and afternoon doodles.

I was close.

Rice Rice Baby is the perfect gift for foodies and lovers of food puns. A fan of Asian or Chinese cooking? This awesome gift is for you.

The 'MY PARENTS ARE CUTE' design is a perfect gift for new parents. Check out our store for more interesting stuff!

American actor. He has starred in television series including The Shield (2002–2008), Justified (2010–2015), Vice Principals (2016–2017), The Righteous Gemstones (2019–present), Invincible (2021–present) and Fallout (debuts April 2024).

Holding my Phone, Comfort like a a Baby

Pixel Art of Baby Sinclair and Biggie Smalls

Your little you is on the way, ready to be wrapped up with love & hugs!