Christmas Story Tapestries

None of these are as bad as to what will come, so he thinks

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

The time Aunt Clara turned Jack Skellington into a deranged Easter bunny

Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our funny "Fra-Gee-Lay - Christmas Story - Leg Lamp" tee! This funny t-shirt inspired by the classic Christmas movie features a leg lamp with a soft glow of electric sex and the caption "Fra-Gee-Lay", which everyone knows is Italian for fragile. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this leg lamp tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of Ralphie's charm to your winter outfit. Don't miss out on this funny Xmas tee!

He Looks Like A Pink Nightmare Ralphie Parker Christmas Story

Ralphie is having some trouble with his Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time.

You'll shoot your eye out!

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Curse Club

"Not a finga!"

Oh, fudge! You got a flat? No worries. Ralphie will get you back on the road again. His dad was an Oldsmobile man and taught him everything he knows. Just don’t drop the lugnuts!

This is the summary of my christmas story

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge!" A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

Christmas Story

You'll shoot your eye out

Pink Nightmare- Christmas Story

Christmas is based on a true story

You'll shoot yer eye out, kid!

ralphie - this is my boom stick

Get those mangy hounds in shape

Evil Scott Farkus with yellow eyes...so help me God, yellow eyes!

What Would It Be? The Guillotine? Hanging? The Chair? The Rack? The Chinese Water Torture? Hmmph. Mere Child's Play Compared To What Surely Awaited Me. You'll shoot your eye out.

"I'm not colorblind, either..." I recommend a dark green shirt for this art.

Display your love for your favorite movie with this unique design!

Meatloaf or Red Cabbage, that's your choice

Bunny Suit

This goblin frozen Christmas fantasy story is a lesson about why you should think twice when your peers pressure you into doing something. The fantasy art image illustrates the story of a young goblin realizing that letting his peers talk him into sticking his tongue to a frozen pole during Christmas time was a bad idea. Painted with acrylics on canvas this fantasy art image demonstrates the power of peer pressure and its ability to get people to act in ways they normally wouldn’t, such as the Christmas story of this young goblin sticking his tongue to a frozen metal pole.

The infamous Christmas gift

Ralph wants you to wear it.

What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

...because the 1980's and ugly holiday sweaters go together like child warriors and luck dragons.

FRAGEELAY Would you look at that! It's a it's a...leg...it's a LAMP!

Merry Christmas" is a joyous holiday greeting that celebrates the spirit of love, giving, and togetherness during the festive season. It's a warm and heartfelt way to wish others a happy and festive holiday filled with happiness and goodwill.

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