Funny Language Tapestries

Commas Save Lives. I like cooking my family and my pets.

Funny, Sorry If I Offend You With My Fowl Talk vintage design is perfect for the chicken lover with a potty mouth. Any pun lover, farmer, chicken enthusiast and agriculture teacher or student would love this funny design. Great Christmas or birthday gift for any man or woman who loves their backyard flock, poultry farmers, farm girl or boy. Perfect for the county fair, collecting eggs from the coop, visiting the local farm or farmers market.

Sometimes the holidays just don't go how you expect. But that's no reason to give up. Let's all be the jolliest bunch when Santa comes down the chimney.

I love Languages

Latin quotes and ancient Greek and Roman sayings are often abused for pseudo-profundity. Latin sayings, language and incomprehensible proverbs shouldn't be taken at face value simply for being in classical Latin. Funny Latin gift for doctors and snobs.

auslan sign language. A nice auslan sign language gift idea for every auslan alphabet. Whether for Birthday, Christmas or as a gift in general to celebrate her success in leadership it makes a gifting item on a t-shirt, mug, hood and so much more.

YER ARSE IN PARSLEY, a Scots language phrase, which means you’re talking nonsense. Also available in white text.

Different and fun in every language - Dog sounds around the world!

Dirty Birds & Foul Language

Pardonne-moi...

No Hablo Stupid - Awesome Spanish Gift for the sarcastic multi-lingual obsessive in your life :D

Positive universal hand signs including point, fist pump, pray, live long and prosper, shoot, peace, love, brotherhood, sisterhood, ok, power, thumbs up, rock on etc.

When a mother is unheard of for many times that she has to exaggerate to make a point.

Hellen Keller a popular author who has inspired millions of women and men to see beyond one's vision.

A knowledgeable speaker of Klingon would state "What do you want?" (nuqneH?) to get straight to the reason why someone is starting a conversation with them. It is just as natural for a fluent speaker of Dad jokes to purposefully misinterpret a child's declaration of hunger for amusement's sake. With this translation from Maikell Designs, enjoy celebrating both worlds simultaneously! Alternative versions have been created to customize a better fit for one's viewing audience----text only for those encouraging learning the Klingon language, and graphic enhanced versions for better understanding from context. For those that do not read in Klingon, the translation is: "I'm hungry." and "I salute you, I'm Hungry. I am Father."

When you wish the day not to end but the night darkens and the moon appears. You have no other wish than the night sky might miss the sun to let it go back to day!

English Language is Weird - Funny English Teacher

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Grammar Geek. Fun statement made for people who love proper English sentence structure and proudly identify as geeks, nerds or members of the grammar police. Dark Red, Purple and Cream Letters. (Also available on a white background.)

Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e'? is a well-known phrase that means 'Where is the bar?'. (With some added New Orleans Mardi Gras colors mixed in as well.)

A joke about the rule to not end sentences with a preposition when using the English language. Your English teacher will cringe at this quote: "Prepositions are the wrong part of speech to end a sentence with." It's funny because any grammar expert would know to not use the word with at the end of a thought.

Let's face it, deciding between your, you are, you're isn't easy. Get this t-shirt design featuring just the word "you're"

Learn how to speak Klingon! nuqDaq 'oH tach'e'? is a well-known phrase that means 'Where is the bar?'.

A very dapper pearl.

A knowledgeable speaker of Klingon would state "What do you want?" (nuqneH?) to get straight to the reason why someone is starting a conversation with them. It is just as natural for a fluent speaker of Dad jokes to purposefully misinterpret a child's declaration of hunger for amusement's sake. With this translation from Maikell Designs, enjoy celebrating both worlds simultaneously! Alternative versions have been created to customize a better fit for one's viewing audience----text only for those encouraging learning the Klingon language, and graphic enhanced versions for better understanding from context. For those that do not read in Klingon, the translation is: "I'm hungry." and "I salute you, I'm Hungry. I am Father."

A knowledgeable speaker of Klingon would state "What do you want?" (nuqneH?) to get straight to the reason why someone is starting a conversation with them. It is just as natural for a fluent speaker of Dad jokes to purposefully misinterpret a child's declaration of hunger for amusement's sake. With this translation from Maikell Designs, enjoy celebrating both worlds simultaneously! Alternative versions have been created to customize a better fit for one's viewing audience----text only for those encouraging learning the Klingon language, and graphic enhanced versions for better understanding from context. For those that do not read in Klingon, the translation is: "I'm hungry." and "I salute you, I'm Hungry. I am Father."

Grammar Geek. Fun statement made for people who love proper English sentence structure and proudly identify as geeks, nerds or members of the grammar police. Dark Red, Purple and Cream Letters. (Also available on a black background.)

Trust Me, I'm an SLP. A great speech language pathologist gift for someone in an occupation working with speech delays.

We do not have magic to change the world. We carry all the power we need inside ourselves already: we have the power to imagine better. - J.K. Rowling

A minimal typography design, of the sound pspsps in white colored text. Wear it on a t-shirt, let the cats know you are friendly. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Morgenmuffel, German word for not a morning person, a morning grouch. Handwritten Font by my own human hand x For anyone that is not a morning person, German Student, German Teacher, Learning German.

Saffa's are a funny bunch with some really obscure and unique ways of communicating. Afrikaans mixed with English is nothing new but the similarities of some phrases needs some decoding guides.

Póg mo thóin" is an Irish expression that directly translates to "Kiss my AAA" in English. It's commonly used in a humorous or irreverent context, reflecting a dismissive or defiant attitude towards someone or something. While it captures the spirited and cheeky side of Irish slang, it's worth noting that, like all colloquialisms, its appropriateness depends on the social context and the company present.

What do you get when your whole family is in your house for the holidays? You get a headache. Our friend Clark understands that.

Speak volumes without words in our cozy 'Love You Gesture' tee. With a cute sign language hand talking design, it's perfect for those who read lips and hands. Express yourself effortlessly and stylishly!

Sometimes the holidays just don't go how you expect. But that's no reason to give up. Let's all be the jolliest bunch when Santa comes down the chimney.