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F*%cking Aristotle Pillow

The Constant Pillow

Designed and Sold by The Constant Podcast

Everything Aristotle said was wrong. So f*&k him! And listen to The Constant

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The Constant Pillow

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Textured Poly “Twill” pillow cover with concealed zipper and synthetic insert included. A soft, comfortable accent for the home. Individually cut and sewn by hand in America. Learn More »

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UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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