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Amir Totes

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I am the master...

Tags: jake-and-amir, jake-hurwitz, amir-blumenfeld, if-i-were-you, college-humor

Amir is the Master Tote

by WhiteCamel
$20
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Jake & Amir

Tags: jake-and-amir, jake-hurwitz, amir-blumenfeld, if-i-were-you, college-humor

IF I WERE YOU Tote

by WhiteCamel
$20
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Tags: jake-and-amir, amir-blumenfeld, if-i-were-you, jake-hurwitz, college-humor

MICKEY, MY FRIEND Tote

by WhiteCamel
$20
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As seen in the fourth newsletter from May 12, a very #DOPE design with all the recurring themes from the podcast. Todah!

Tags: jake, and, amir, if, i

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He's able to think up any name on the fly, and so he goes by many names... Calladeen Sam, Scalpylosess Jim, Charles Croosthoost, Cherry Dood, Carrot Slat, Stanley Grylls... But he's most commonly known and adored as being "Ben Schwartz".

Tags: jake-and-amir, name, funny, rejected-jokes, my-name-is

MY NAME IS... Tote

by SmashAdams
$20
Description

Buy this shirt now to donate to a noble cause!

Tags: funny, college-hum

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Refer to me as, CUTIE PIE!!

Tags: the-walking-dead, sports, science, art, funny

Cutie Pie Tote

by artistxecrpting
$20

Tags: brides-story, a-brides-story

Amir Halgal Tote

by koomalaama
$20
Description

Todah, todah, todah.

Tags: college-humor, if-i-were-you, seize-the-cheese, todah

Todah Tote

by brandonlee
$20
Description

Happy November 39th! No shit, this is a scarf! Blooms himself in his famous penguin suit.

Tags: funny, college, todah, college-humor, if-i-were-you

Penguin Amir Tote

by ANDREAS
$20
Description

This shirt for the wolf. For the epic wolf.

Tags: jake-hurwitz, if-i-were-you, amir-blumenfeld, humor

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This shirt memorializes the creation of the best website known to man. www.onealmond.com. It is absolutely nuts!

Tags: jake-hurwitz, amir-blumenfeld, if-i-were-you, college-humor, funny

One Almond Tote

by FolkBloke
$20
Description

Astronaut accountants from outer space, revisited

Tags: college-humor, if-i-were-you, ace-and-jocelyn, badge, emblem

Ace & Jocelyn Tote

by brandonlee
$20
Description

This is a tee-shirt based on the If I Were You podcast hosted by Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld.

Tags: jake-hurwitz, amir-blumenfeld, if-i-were-you, podcast, nerd

If I Were You Show Tote

by FolkBloke
$20
Description

They really did.

Tags: college-humor, if-i-were-you, podcast, amir-blumenfeld, jake-hurwitz

Things Got Real Tote

by brandonlee
$20
Description

Anonymity... it must be preserved (and pronounced).

Tags: amir-blumenfeld, jake-hurwitz, if-i-were-you, college-humor, funny

Jake and Amir - Anonymity Tote

by danielsussman
$20
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Description

From the hilarious If I Were You podcast starring Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld.

Tags: humor, jake-and-amir

The Amir Blumenfeld Foundation Tote

by blairjcampbell
$20
Description

How many almonds would you say is the perfect amount?

Tags: amir-blumenfeld, jake-hurwitz, college-humor, humor

One Almond Tote

by Ivelisse
$20
Description

Buy the shirt, then tell people Jake and Amir are a folk duo.

Tags: humor, college-humor, jake-hurwitz, amir-blumenfeld, if-i-were-you

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Everybody's favorite internet personality named Amir, shrunken down to pocket size. Carry him with you and you'll never be alone as long as you consider a drawing on a t-shirt a person. Todah rabah!

Tags: pocket, jake-hurwitz, funny, todah, amir-blumenfeld

Handheld Blumenfeld Tote

by ANDREAS
$20
Description

Sick of people insulting your shirt. This shirt is good. People will like it. I like it...

Tags: anderson, bad-you, nah, bad, jake-hurwitz

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for all you diva roaches out there

Tags: humor, college-humor, diva-roaches-will-buy-this, roach

You Diva Roach! Tote

by tharanga
$20
Description

In a recent podcast, Amir mentioned that Harry Crane (played by Rich Sommer) is his favourite Mad Men character. I love Mad Men and when I heard that Amir's a fellow fan, I decided to make a fun design incorporating Harry Crane. (If Amir is reading this, I emailed you the design under the subject 'Fan Art' so you can check it out there!)

Tags: jakeandamir, ifiwereyou, ifiwereyoushow, amir-blumenfeld, amir

Harry and Amir Tote

by FolkBloke
$20
Description

Wear this shirt and change your name (again).

Tags: jake-hurwitz, amir-blumenfeld, college-humor, humor, doobs

Doobs Sweater Tote

by Ivelisse
$20
Description

Shirt number 1. Pros: It's cute, you can pee in it.

Tags: pop-culture, cute, funny, seize-the-cheese, todah

If I Were You Tote

by ANDREAS
$20
Description

Kind of an obscure reference, but it has a cool custom font so that's trill.

Long Story Shirt Tote

by ANDREAS
$20
Description

It's on Fairfax and it'll DRIVE YA WILD.

Tags: jake-hurwitz, amir-blumenfeld, if-i-were-you, college-humor, humor

House for sale Tote

by Ivelisse
$20
Description

Now you can finally change from an awkward self-conscious and insecure nerd into a confident, strong, and brave beast in every regard, AKA The Pinch. You can finally be a superhero...sort of.

Tags: jake-hurwitz, the-pinch, podcast, todah, funny

The Pinch Tote

by FolkBloke
$20
Description

Turn down the podcast mama.

Tags: jake-hurwitz, amir-blumenfeld, if-i-were-you, humor, podcast

The Dish Tote

by Ivelisse
$20
Description

Classic J-witz and Blums on a 'hipster' inspired tee...designed by me. #seizethetee

Tags: jake-hurwitz, amir-blumenfeld, if-i-were-you, college-humor, jakeandamir

Hipster Jake and Amir Tote

by FolkBloke
$20
Description

I can calculate how much this shirt will get you laid! Ha, get it!? No? Alright.

Tags: jakeandamir, jake-hurwitz, amir-blumenfeld, if-i-were-you, college-humor

Jake and Amir Tote

by Devazan
$20
Description

If you're anything like Amir Shmuel Blumenfeld, buying this shirt will be your only opportunity to say you earned this boo tee and really mean it.

Tags: jake-hurwitz, amir-blumenfeld, if-i-were-you, college-humor, nerd

Boo Tee Tote

by FolkBloke
$20
Description

Get a little excited about this beast of a shirt!

Tags: jake-hurwitz, amir-blumenfeld, if-i-were-you, funny, podcast

Beast Tote

by tharanga
$20
Description

Be the person you were born to be. Yourself!!!

Tags: yo-do-you, funny, humor, college-humor, if-i-were-you

YO DO YOU! Tote

by ANDREAS
$20
Description

All proceeds from this shirt go to buying Jake the phatest present ever. It's like this Ferrari poster, but it's framed. It's really sick. So. For more information check out JakeAndAmir.com

Jake and Amir Tote

by JakeandAmir
$20
Description

It's not a diary, it's a shirt. Pair it with your Old-Scroll-Bag Backpack!

Tags: amir-blumenfeld, jake-hurwitz, college-humor

Journal Tote

by Ivelisse
$20
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