And Another Thing Totes
It wasn’t just the Griswold family who was having a lousy holiday in the movie Christmas Vacation. Aunt Bethany’s cat bit the big one using all nine lives after chewing on some tree lights. Cousin Eddie said it all with the quote, “If that thing had nine lives she just spent ’em all,” on this t-shirt.
Tags: kitty, winter, holiday, xmas, wally-world
It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. But since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought as it fell: 'Ahhh! Whoa! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by 'who am I'? Okay, okay, calm down, calm down, get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? It's a sort of a tingling in my... well, I suppose I better start finding names for things. Let's call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting! I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now, isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!' [the whale crashes into the ground] Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell, was: 'Oh no, not again.' Many have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that, we should know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.
Tags: artie, h2g2, mostly-harmless, and-another-thing, hhg2tg
Not a fan of mornings or people? Winifred Sanderson said it best. This is perfect for any night owl, coffee addict or Halloween lover. Working night shift as a nurse, CNA or EMT driver? This is calling your name! Great gift for lovers of Halloween, trick-or-treat costumes and late night people and shenanigans.
Tags: halloweenshirt, horror, sanderson-sisters, witchcraft, witch
No T, no shade, no pink lemonade guaranteed LGBTQ friendly Halleloo!! Anyone who loves a good wig and beat face would love to sashay away in this shirt when they go to a live drag bar in the city, while watching their favorite drag show on tv or even while lip syncing at a karaoke bar. For all the lovers of drag, glitter and throwing MAJOR shade this is the t-shirt for you. Yassssss Kween! Perfect for your inner Queen or as a present / gift, for a holiday, birthday or celebration, for a family member or friend who is obsessed with drag shows, culture & lifestyle.
Tags: yet-another-dig, drag, drag-queen, lgbt, queer