She might be with you for the money but at least you can have a laugh. Buy this for her or him who happens to be next to you and let the world know your keen sense of sarcasm can only be outmatched by her keen sense of financial dependency. If you're going to be loved for your money then do it in style and get this for your partner in crime!
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Some relationships are just like that. Let the world know that YOU know what's going on and that well, you are an ATM machine in her lovely, little, golddiggin' eyes. Who needs romance when you've got a great, big wallet, right? If you're going to be loved for your money then do it in style! Be the walking ATM machine of her dreams!
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