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Mystery Science Kabuki Tote

by ChetArt
$20 $16
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Inspired by the classic Frankie Goes To Hollywood t-shirts of the '80s!

Tags: science, mst3k, tom-servo, crow, crow-t-robot

MST3K says RELAX Tote

by jadbean
$20 $16
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Tags: science, buffalo-wild-wings, moon-14-mesozoic-ranch-dinosaur-bbq

Tags: science, mst3k

Gizmonic Institute Tote

by wowokay
$20 $16
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Tags: science, skull, bonehead

Moon 13 Bonehead Tote

by wowokay
$20 $16
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nothing but love for the MST3K team! each one!

Tags: science, crow, gypsy, rifftrax, tom-servo

ROBOT ROLL CALL! Tote

by melonolson
$20 $16
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Tags: science, mst3k

La-La-La Tote

by SnowballinHell
$20 $16
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Maybe one day he will find the answers he seeks...

Tags: rowsdower, sunbeer

Zap Rowsdower Tote

by frappeboy
$20 $16
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skeleton crew, skeleton, mst3k, moon 13, jonah, kinga, mystery science theater 3000, Reptilicus, crow robot, tom servo

Tags: science, tom-servo, crow-robot, skulls, rifftrax

Skeleton Crew MST3K Tote

by carlhuber
$20 $16
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Need some guidance, whether fulfilling the will of "Manos" or just going about your day? The Master is here to help. Proceeds go to the family of Tom Neyman.

Tags: science, satellite-of-love, mystery-science-theatre-3000, tom-servo, croooow

The Master Tote

by MothInc
$20 $16
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TORGO!!!!!

Tags: science, mst3k, manos-the-hands-of-fate, star-wars, movie

Manos the Hands of Fate Tote

by EdsThreads
$20 $16
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We all know Gamera is really neat, now you can show your love of this classic kaiju and the equally classic show MST3k with this one shirt.

Tags: gamera, nerd, tv-shows, pop-culture, parody

Really Neat Turtle Meat Tote

by ckdstudios
$20 $16
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In the not too distant future, in a galaxy far far away…

Tags: comedy, science, c3po, kent-zonestar, tatooine

Not the Droids You're Looking For Tote

by Kent_Zonestar
$20 $16
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Manos! The Hands of Fate!

Tags: manos, rifftrax

Manos Buddies Tote

by sugarraydodge
$20 $16
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Retro 1950s sci-fi goofiness! Shambling out of the low-grade vintage cult film "Robot Monster" comes the titular star, Ro-Man! Complete with his classic query quote.

Tags: retro, goofy, monster, robot, sci-fi

Ro-Man (with quote) Tote

by marlowinc
$20 $16
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Essential gear for all MSTies.

MST3K: Joel's Jumpsuit Tote

by Daystrom
$20 $16
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Tags: science, mystery-science-theatre-3000, crow-robot, tom-servo, rifftrax

Rock 'Em Snark 'Em Tote

by ChetArt
$20 $16
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Just when you thought it was safe from archaic cult film references, along comes a generic Scream Queen from the forgotten sci-fi flop "The Creeping Terror!" What is it, indeed.

Tags: quote, expression, scream-queen, retro, cult-film

My God! What IS it? Tote

by marlowinc
$20 $16
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A movie ticket for Manos: The Hands of Fate would have to be as dark and forboding as the cult horror movie itself. After all, Torgo did say "it will be dark soon." The ticket number is the original release date of the movie, November 15, 1966.

Tags: torgo, movie-ticket, horror, the-master, manos

Manos Movie Ticket Tote

by MovieVigilante
$20 $16
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Is it a teen-ager who strangles? Or a person who strangles teen-agers? Who knows? Who cares? It's a cheesy early '60s low-budget horror film glorifying drag racing, bike stealing and forgotten fashion trends. Yipe Stripes!

Tags: teenage, strangler, 1960s, yipe-stripe, mikey

Teen-Age Strangler Tote

by marlowinc
$20 $16
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Riff and chill

Tags: science, 90s, classic, puppet, bots

MST3K on Netflix Logo Tote

by cedownes
$20 $16
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Celebrate the holiday season with this festive design of your favourite B-movie. From all of us to you, have a very Manos X-mas!

Tags: movie, humor, film, christmas, merry-christmas

A Very Manos X-Mas! Tote

by MovieVigilante
$20 $16
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Tom and Crow tell you what they really think, with the catchphrase of another fictional critic and the signature move of two real ones.

Tags: science, critic, down, two-thumbs, at-the-movies

The Critics Tote

by DRBlakeman
$20 $16
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Inspired by the classic Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) this design was a take on if the cast of Star Wars were in the theater and watched Firefly

Tags: science, darth-vader, space, serenity, fett

Mystery Space Theater Tote

by Pixhunter
$20 $16
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The Evil Doctor Forrester and TV's Frank from MST3K!

Tags: science, satellite-of-love, manos-the-hands-of-fate, rifftrax, mst3k

Push the Button Frank! Tote

by blakely737
$20 $16
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Tags: science, space, movie, science-fiction, monsters

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Tags: science, logo, hexagon, moon-13

Moon 13 Tote

by wowokay
$20 $16
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MST3K Matches Tote

by ChetArt
$20 $16
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Next Sunday A.D...

Tags: science, joel-hodgson, gypsy, mike-nelson, mystery-science-theatre-3000

In The Not Too Distant Future Tote

by PageBranson
$20 $16

Tags: science, crow-t-robot, croooow, tom-servo, syfy

Huzzah! Tote

by SparklyFuzzBox
$20 $16
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He takes care of the place while The Master is away... This Torgo design by Ray Patnaude was created for the 50th Anniversary restoration of the film, and is now back in print!

Tags: science, retro, satellite-of-love, cheesy, bmovie

The Torgo Tote

by MothInc
$20 $16
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Translation: Let the War on Christmas Begin! Inspired by the Mexican Xmas film favorite "Santa Claus." Ol’ St Nick goes up against Ol’ Mr. Pitch. A holy war with goofy overtones! Happy Holidays!

Tags: mystery-science-theatre-3000, satan, santa-claus, xmas, war-on-christmas

Here's the Pitch! Tote

by marlowinc
$20 $16
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Watch out! Moons are going to crash! Don't worry! Here comes Bavarro, the aggressively nice King of Posito! And his scintillating catchphrase.

Tags: bavarro, space, rocket, stars, sci-fi

Klandinkto! Tote

by marlowinc
$20 $16
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The Mike MST3K gang in Swatchmen form.

Tags: science, crow, servo, illustration, swatchmen

Swatchmen - MST3k Tote

by frappeboy
$20 $16
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The wild west was never more beautiful and homicidal! Mom, Dad and the kids got lost, shot at, & chased by a horribly mutated Russian scientist and all you got was this lousy shirt! Flag on the moon!

Tags: monster, atom-bomb, beast-of-yucca-flats, desert-landscape, coleman-francis

Greetings from Yucca Flats Tote

by marlowinc
$20 $16
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Pop stars & pod people giving opinions. An expression for any occasion. Inspired by a very bad sci-fi film involving untalented pop stars & trumpy-dumpy aliens.

Tags: pod-people, sci-fi, stinks, pop-star, catchphrase

It Stinks! Tote

by marlowinc
$20 $16
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